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Harry Shearer Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Ned: Alright, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight!

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.”
— Ned Flanders, The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart the Lover
Tagged: bible stories, punishment, Temper, Parenthood, Marriage
“Burns: [sipping] Bah! Too hot! 

[throws it on Smithers]

Smithers: Right, sir. It's... scalding me as we speak.”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness
Tagged: tea, Hot, heated, scalding, spill
“Bart, I am flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40-foot high letters in the field that you would be caught.”
— Principal Skinner, The Simpsons, Season 2: Principal Charming
Tagged: flabbergasted, Writing, high letters, Caught
“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 3: Dog of Death
Tagged: Dogs, idiots, House, Crotch, slobbering, Attraction
“Actually, I value every second we're together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning, till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too.”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness
Tagged: Value, Together, Orange Juice, tucked in, boss, Best friend
“Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah
Tagged: promoted, executive, Friend, reassignment, Better Life
“Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Tagged: Irony, Election, Jail, Murder, Democracy, noble, Poetic
“Mr. Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called... iced cream!

Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that.... I... love you.

Burns: Hm?

Smithers: In those colors! (to himself) Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 5: Bart's Inner Child
Tagged: ice cream, I Love You, Spirit, festival, Colors, boathouse, Timing
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