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Hannah Smothers Quotes
Total quotes: 10
Total quotes: 10
“Getting over monogamy squeamishness allows people more room to breathe.”
“While the demands are broadly applicable, there are almost certainly locally specific measures you can support to enact change wherever you live. One way to do that is to follow the simple battle cry to “contact your reps!””
“Say exactly what you mean, don't be vague. Sure, an "I miss you," text is nice, but if what you're actually missing are his hands squeezing your ass or his mouth on your boobs, then say that!”
“You’re vaccinated but none of your other friends are. Can you ditch your mask around them?
“Add voice memos of things, like you moaning his name. Bring in all the components you can. Make your sexts a full sensory experience.”
“Don't just tell him what you're doing, tell him how it makes you feel, how it tastes, how it looks.”
“When you say, 'I miss you,' it's because you really do miss him after only a day apart. It's not just a cute thing to say, it's a real ache that says he's a part of your life now.”
“You can't remember the last time you thought about your ex. Things with your guy now are so good you can't be bothered with whatever's in the past.”
“You talk about things you'll do together in the future, without realizing you're talking about the future. It's not weird to talk about that concert that's in three months or the trip you want to take to the beach this summer around him, because he'll be around to go with you.”
“There's a lot of conflicting information out there about female ejaculation, or more colloquially, squirting. It is perhaps the greatest mystery of our time. At this point, it's practically mythology (previously compared to urban legends of Loch Ness proportions). Squirting is a myth, they say. Or no — squirting is real, and here's how you can achieve it. Careful though, because it's actually just pee. Actually it's #NotPee. OK, squirting is real and possible, but only if you're a woman who has a prostate gland. All this has been said and more, and oh my god, why are people so easily shook by the idea of female ejaculation?”
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