I am invisible and I am wet.
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Gina Wendkos
No, it's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.
[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!
I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!
I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
Please don't crush my soy nuts.
I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.
Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me? Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life. Mia: I already have braces. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.
Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?
Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!
Somebody sat on me again.
[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [Hangs up.] The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.
I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.
Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!
Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.
[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.
OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young. Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia. Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?