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Gilbert Gottfried

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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

Total quotes: 2

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Gilbert Gottfried

Birthname

Birthday: February 28, 1955

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Podcaster, Actor

Spouse: Dara Kravitz

Total quotes: 2

“No, no. You think I’m gonna get finger-blasted and not fucked? What kind of operation do you think I’m running?”

— Gilbert Gottfried, Howard Stern Comes Again

Tagged: fingering, Fucked

“I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I lasted a full two and a half seconds I’d be lying. I don’t even know if I moved it once. I just exploded.”

— Gilbert Gottfried, Howard Stern Comes Again

Tagged: stripper, dick, ass, Premature Ejaculation

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