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George Steinbrenner

George Steinbrenner

Fictional Character

Birthday July 4, 1930

Birthplace Bay Village, Ohio, United States

Death July 13, 2010

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Sobredosis De Redoxitos, Alzheimer, Exceso De Consumo De Marihuana, Difundidosnif, Assesination

Educated At Ohio State University, Williams College

Political Parties Republican Party

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Athletics Competitor, Entrepreneur, Investor, Businessperson, Entrepreneurere

Portrayed by Larry David

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Total quotes (8)

What about drugs? You doing some of that crack cocaine? You on the pipe?

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Crack Drugs Crack Pipe

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Just let me ask you something. Is it ‘FebRUary’ or ‘FebUary’? Because I prefer ‘FebUary,’ and what is this ‘ru’?

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Nap

Pronunciation february

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Oh, we all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Rating personnel ’tll they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I've got two words to say to you, George: hot tub.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Hot Tub

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When I find something I like, I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch every day: turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Calzone

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Sure, I like a cupcake every now and then, like everybody else. You know I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good, plus the chocolate ones are good, too. Sometimes I just can’t even make up my mind. A lot of times I’ll mix the two together, make a vanilla fudge.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Secretary

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We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take ’em off. I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium

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Well, let’s see what I have today. Darn it. It's ham and cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh! She made it up with a cupcake, though. Hey look at this. You know, I got a new system for eating these things. I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down. I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Jimmy

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Good, Merry Christmas, George. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker, the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good, too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Race

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I am fused, just in case I blow out. I am glued, just in case I crack out.
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Reading was like a drug, a dope. The novels created moods in which I lived for days.

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Sometimes I just think depression’s one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some people get depressed. Because there’s so much stuff out there that you have to do something to deal with it.

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Life throws challenges at us to see what we're made of, right? Yeah, apparently, I'm made of bourbon and blow.

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If you regard alcoholics and drug addicts not as bad people but as sick people then we can help them to get better.

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You see the world spins, and, we just get high.

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Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and alcohol- the power to stop.

— Chris Prentiss, The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure: A Holistic Approach to Total Recovery

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I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.

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Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation

— Red Hot Chili Peppers, Californication

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We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black [people]. But by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt their communities.

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If drugs really numb your consciousness, they'd be a good thing. As it was, they slowed you down, confused you, kept you vulnerable to violent flashes of recall, and then agitated you and made you unsure of what you knew and didn't know.

— Anne Rice, The Wolf Gift

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drugs kill, but living without drugs makes you want to die.

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And the drugs don't really make the problem ever shrink. But they do release the endorphins that help me not to think.

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There aren’t many ways to find comfort in this world. We must take it where we can get it, even in the darkest, most disgusting places.

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He doesn't just use drugs, he uses people!

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I advise any bashful young man to take hashish when he wants to offer his heart to any fair lady, for it will give him the courage of a hero, the eloquence of a poet, and the ardor of an Italian.

— Dr. Meredith, Perilous Play

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In many ways, the so-called war on drugs was a war on communities of color, a war on black communities, a war on latino communities.

— Angela Davis, 13th

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I chose to share both the good and the bad parts of my story, and of my imagination, so that it might help even one person realize that there is hope. You are not alone. And it does get better. I promise you it’s worth it.

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Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism. I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger. What a sexy little paradox.

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Your 20's are a lot like your teens, except the chemical imbalances are self-imposed rather than naturally occurring.

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Debt and drugs: new balance of terror. Will the debt be balanced out, the drugs cleaned up? No way. Vicious circle of soft wars, viral forms of finance and morphine.

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If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.

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