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George Steinbrenner

George Steinbrenner

Fictional Character

Birthday July 4, 1930

Birthplace Bay Village, Ohio, United States

Death July 13, 2010

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Sobredosis De Redoxitos, Alzheimer, Exceso De Consumo De Marihuana, Difundidosnif, Assesination

Educated At Ohio State University, Williams College

Political Parties Republican Party

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Athletics Competitor, Entrepreneur, Investor, Businessperson, Entrepreneurere

Portrayed by Larry David

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What about drugs? You doing some of that crack cocaine? You on the pipe?

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Crack Drugs Crack Pipe

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Just let me ask you something. Is it ‘FebRUary’ or ‘FebUary’? Because I prefer ‘FebUary,’ and what is this ‘ru’?

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Nap

Pronunciation february

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Sure, I like a cupcake every now and then, like everybody else. You know I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good, plus the chocolate ones are good, too. Sometimes I just can’t even make up my mind. A lot of times I’ll mix the two together, make a vanilla fudge.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Secretary

Cupcakes Pastries chocolate Vanilla

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Oh, we all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Rating personnel ’tll they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I've got two words to say to you, George: hot tub.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Hot Tub

Hot Tubs Jacuzzis New Jersey Threats Relaxation

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When I find something I like, I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch every day: turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Calzone

Bread Bowl Lunch Dietary Habits Turkey Chili

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Good, Merry Christmas, George. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker, the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good, too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Race

Cigars Cuban Cigars Maduro Cuba

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We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take ’em off. I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium

Babe Ruth Sultan of Swat Lou Gehrig baseball Future Past

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Well, let’s see what I have today. Darn it. It's ham and cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh! She made it up with a cupcake, though. Hey look at this. You know, I got a new system for eating these things. I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down. I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end.

— George Steinbrenner (Larry David), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Jimmy

George Steinbrenner Lunch Mustard Cupcakes

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