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George Segal

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Birthday February 13, 1934

Birthplace Great Neck, New York, United States

Educated At Haverford College, Columbia University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Banjoist, Actor

Spouse Marion Segal Freed

Characters Portrayed

James Randall

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Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!

Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?

Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?

As of the 25th of January, viagra is going to be sold by its chemical name.
Ask your pharmacist for mycoxaflopin.

— PM_ME_XBOX__CODES, As of the 25th of January, viagra is going to be sold by its chemical name.

Viagra Pharmacy

— porichoygupto, If you are alone and taking Viagra,

Alone Viagra

— WiFilip, Did you hear about the group lobbying against Viagra?

Viagra Resist

— Anonymous, World's best (and worst) lawyer jokes (and worst) lawyer jokes

Lawyer Jokes Viagra

— Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

Consumers consumer culture Murder Crime Poverty Rogaine Viagra Olestra

— StormWolf03, I hope when I get old my friend steals my Viagra pills

steal Viagra Pills

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Drugstore Viagra Police Criminals Puns

George Segal Quotes

George Segal

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Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!

Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?

Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

I want us. This. You.

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

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As of the 25th of January, viagra is going to be sold by its chemical name.
Ask your pharmacist for mycoxaflopin.

— PM_ME_XBOX__CODES, As of the 25th of January, viagra is going to be sold by its chemical name.

If you are alone and taking Viagra, You are being too hard on yourself.

— porichoygupto, If you are alone and taking Viagra,

Did you hear about the group lobbying against Viagra?
They were met with stiff resistance.

— WiFilip, Did you hear about the group lobbying against Viagra?

Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

A: Taller.

— Anonymous, World's best (and worst) lawyer jokes (and worst) lawyer jokes

We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

— Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

I hope when I get old my friend steals my Viagra pills. So I can tell him it was a dick move.

— StormWolf03, I hope when I get old my friend steals my Viagra pills

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.

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