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Fred Stoller

Fred Stoller

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Birthday March 19, 1958

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Voice Actor, Actor, Writer, Melanie’s Husband

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I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Soup

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Yeah, that's a deal. That's a horrible deal. I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I’d rather make my own suit.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Soup

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Listen Jerry, I've been doing some thinking. I want my suit back.

— Kenny Bania (Steve Hytner), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Soup

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The amount of manure that was spread over that auditorium would solve Krushchev’s fertilizer problem for the next ten years.

— Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

A: The bucket.

— Anonymous, Lawyer Joke Collection

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Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land—it largely increases the product.

— P.T. Barnum, P. T. Barnum - The Art of Money Getting, or Golden Rules for Making Money

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You can have all the [dating] criteria and standards in the world, but what you draw to you is what you are. If you’re not abundant in love and self-esteem and self-respect and self-worth in [your heart], you’re not going to draw somebody that’s the same way.

— Iyanla Vanzant, All you are

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I still cannot understand how he could abandon me so unceremoniously, without any sort of goodbye, without looking back even once.

— Yann Martel, Life of Pi

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The right partner makes your life take off, not settle down. The right partner doesn’t change you – you change yourself when you feel free enough to be loved for who you really are.

— Brianna Wiest, Finding The Right Partner Makes Your Life Take Off, Not Settle Down

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The scary part is I knew exactly how bad you were for me and yet that didn’t stop me from loving you

— Samantha King, Born to Love, Cursed to Feel

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True love manifests only when the love is shared. Until that point, what you have isn't really real. Until you fully know someone, you can’t love that person for the right reasons.

— Paul Hudson, A Love Unshared: How To Get Over Your Unrequited Love

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If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it.

— C. S. Lewis, The Complete C. S. Lewis Signature Classics

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If a guy leaves when things get a little rocky, it means he is lacking in the most important quality you need in a partner, and that is a man who is committed not only to you, but to making it work.

— Sabrina Alexis, Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts

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these days, I fear mediocrity
will show up to drinks
and I’ll have to entertain it
for two hours.

— Ari Eastman, My Mom Asks Why I’ve Stopped Dating

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Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.

— Junot Dìaz, This Is How You Lose Her

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Life is too short to play games. If you love someone and want to be with them, then go get them. Deal with the mess later. You don’t know what tomorrow will bring.

— Haley James Scott, One Tree Hill

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And when her eyes met mine, I felt something click, like a key turning in a lock.

— Nicholas Sparks, Dear John

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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.

— A. A. Milne, The Complete Tales of Winnie-the-Pooh

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Men who call women crazy are always the men who have first pushed them to the brink.

— Jessica Knoll, The Favorite Sister

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When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.

— Amma Crellin (Eliza Scanlen), Sharp Objects, Season 1: Cherry

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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

— Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

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The only thing I’m committed to right now is bettering myself.

— Anonymous, The Artidote

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You have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.

— Anonymous, via lovequotesez.com

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I knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears.

— Cat Stevens, via www.brainyquote.com

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What mattered most was knowing that love was mine to give, without strings or expectations.

— Nicholas Sparks, Dear John

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