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Frank Conniff Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now!

Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it.

Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.'

Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Girl and Her Cat
Tagged: Sorry, Apology, Sassy, Bitchy, Rude
“I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Cat Showdown
Tagged: Literature, 1984, George Orwell, School, joke
“Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.”
— Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim, Season 1: FBI Warning of Doom
“Gordon: What can you tell me about Salem’s temperament?

Sabrina: Well he’s very friendly, very focused and... just a little power mad.

Gordon: Sounds like he’s all cat.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Cat Showdown
Tagged: cats, Animals, joke, Magic, Temperament
“[as the class watches the class hamster, Peepi, running on his hamster wheel]

Ms. Bitters: Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.”
— Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim, Season 1: A Room with a Moose
“That hover craft is a joke of engineering and that helmet would never protect your brain from lasers!”
— Zim, Invader Zim, Season 1: FBI Warning of Doom
“Dr. Brickman: Hello, I’m Dr. Brickman.
Sabrina: Let me guess, he has cold hands?

Zelda: Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two.

Dr. Brickman: I even supervised my own birth — I’m a complete professional.”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Finger Lickin' Flu
Tagged: doctor, Professional, Savant, witch, joke, Magic
“Sabrina: Okay, we have five witches and a newt, we should be able to do something.

Hilda: I’ve got it: We all hide inside a giant wooden horse!

Zelda: Hmm, that worked so well the last time.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Girl and Her Cat
Tagged: Witches, Trojan Horse, Roman Mythology, Mythology, joke, Sarcasm
“Libby: Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head.

Sabrina: Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Five Easy Pieces of Libby
Tagged: Insult, bullying, Sassy, enemies, Shorthand, butt, joke
“Zelda: What’s the matter?

Sabrina: I got an A+ in a really hard test and won a blue ribbon on my invention.

Zelda: ...Uh-huh. So, what’s the problem?

Sabrina: That! No one's excited!”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: And the Sabrina Goes To...
Tagged: award, Success, Excitement, Disappointment
“Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime,
'A,' because she’s awesome all the time!

Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool!

Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb!

All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to say, is the great mark she gets everyday! No matter how it’s spelled, Sabrina is unparalleled!”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: And the Sabrina Goes To...
Tagged: Song, poem, Poetry, Cheerleader, Cheerleading, Magic, Congratulate, Cheer
“Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.

Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.

Zim: Continue.

Computer: Insufficient data.

Zim: Insufficient data? Can't you just make an educated guess?

Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?

Zim: I KNEW IT!”
— Zim (voice) & Computer (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: FBI Warning of Doom
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