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Fay Ripley

Fay Ripley

Birthname

Birthday February 26, 1966

Birthplace Wimbledon, London, England

Educated At Guildhall School Of Music And Drama

Nationality United Kingdom

Occupations Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor, Caca

Spouse Daniel Lapaine

Characters Portrayed

Jenny Gifford

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He might disappear up his own ass sometimes, but he sure does know how to plan a holiday.

— Jenny Gifford (Fay Ripley), Cold Feet, Series 2: Episode 6

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I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obsessed with asses.

— Larry David (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2: Thor

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Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress?

Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?'

Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?

— Frankie Bergstein (Lily Tomlin), Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral

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Malory: ...and then, give me the file I asked for!

Ray: Yeah, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?

— Ray Gillette (voice), Archer, Season 4: The Papal Chase

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MY ASS IS NOT FAT!

— Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Windbreaker City

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Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 4: My Hypocritical Oath

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Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.

— Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Held Hostage

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Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 1: Crazy Handful of Nothin'

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Hugging. It may not feel sexual, but if he lingers just above your ass, he could be craving, well, ass.

— Zoe Ruderman, 7 Signs He Wants to Have Sex

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Look, I told you you're an ass. I just didn't realize you were a royal one.

— Merlin (Colin Morgan), Merlin, Season 1: The Dragon's Call

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The best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.

— Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows: With Illustrations by David Petersen

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Sam Healy: Another holiday. Can you believe this?

Natalie 'Fig' Figueroa: I can, because I have eyes. And a calendar.

— Natalie 'Fig' Figueroa (Alysia Reiner), Orange Is the New Black, Season 1: Can't Fix Crazy

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'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.

— Santa Claus (voice) (Edward Ivory), The Nightmare Before Christmas

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They named a holiday after me. Ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school!

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy

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Our twenties are about what we plant in the ground, not about what we harvest. We can’t keep pulling our seeds out of the dirt before it has time to grow.

— Paul Angone, 35 Quotes For the Twentysomething Soul

20 somethings Future Planning

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You can always change you plan, but only if you have one.

— Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

Planning Planning Ahead Having A Plan Change

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Success in your twenties is more about setting the table than enjoying the feast.

— Paul Angone, 101 Secrets For Your Twenties

20 somethings Success Planning Future

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A goal without a plan is just a wish. — Anonymous

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

— Anonymous, 50 Ways to Lose Ten Pounds

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I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.

— Heath Ledger, Heath Ledger Documentary Trailer Released on His Birthday

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Everything is conditional. We just don't know what the conditions are.

— Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House, Season 3: Son of Coma Guy

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But that's the funny thing about destiny: it happens whether you plan it or not. It turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming.

— Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), How I Met Your Mother, Season 1: Pilot

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