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Eugene Mirman Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!”
— Gene Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Father of the Bob
Tagged: Christmas, Christmas Presents, Regifting, Trash
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands
“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity
“Gene: It's the documentarian who hates Dad and puts wigs on cows!


Tina: Werner Herzog?”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Food Truckin'
Tagged: Werner Herzog, Documentarian, Wigs
“I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village
Tagged: Ghosts, Sharks, cancer, Snakes, Fear, Phobias
“Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until halftime, when I will make a ‘Super Bowel!’


Linda: Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You gotta set them free, then they go in the sewers and the find their families. And they're happy!”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial
Tagged: super bowl, Super Bowel, Bowel Movements, Gross
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