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Eugene Mirman

Eugene Mirman

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AKA Eugene Mirman

Birthday July 24, 1974

Educated At Hampshire College, Lexington High School

Nationality United States Of America, United States

Occupations Television Actor, Dub Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Screenwriter

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One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad! — Eugene Mirman as Gene Belcher (voice)

One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!

— Gene Belcher (voice) (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Father of the Bob

Christmas Christmas Presents Regifting Trash

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You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Gross Communicable Diseases Holding Hands

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My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Starving Children Misery Self-Pity

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Gene: It's the documentarian who hates Dad and puts wigs on cows!

Tina: Werner Herzog?

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Food Truckin'

Werner Herzog Documentarian Wigs

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I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village

Ghosts Sharks cancer Snakes Fear Phobias

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Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until halftime, when I will make a ‘Super Bowel!’

Linda: Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You gotta set them free, then they go in the sewers and the find their families. And they're happy!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial

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Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.

— Edna Ferber, via Tumblr

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Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin: inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.

Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin: inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.

— John Geddes, A Familiar Rain

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One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth.

— Zooey Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward on 'A Very She & Him Christmas'

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Pick

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The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.

— Richard Paul Evans, The Christmas Box Collection: The Christmas Box, Timepiece, and The Letter

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It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas (the thought) means a little bit more.

— The Grinch (Jim Carrey), How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

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Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.

— G.K. Chesterton, Brave New Family: G.K. Chesterton on Men and Women, Children, Sex, Divorce, Marriage and the Family

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Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.

— Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

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This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas, as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

— Santa Claus, The Polar Express

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Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree.

— Charlotte Carpenter, via Amazon

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

— Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol (Dover Thrift Editions)

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How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. — Unknown

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.

— Unknown, 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

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For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.

— Miriam “Midge” Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Mrs. X at the Gaslight

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At Christmas, all roads lead home. — Brandon Woelfel

At Christmas, all roads lead home.

— Brandon Woelfel, via twitter.com

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What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!

— Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (Classic Seuss)

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

— Burton Hillis, Christmas

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I heard the bells on Christmas Day, their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet, the words repeat of peace on earth, good-will to men!

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Christmas Bells

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I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Santa

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Around the holidays, the food is amazing. I love making food for everybody, especially cookies. I help with everything for the Christmas dinner–me and my mom are crazy in the kitchen.

— Taylor Swift, via Tumblr

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