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Ellen Page Quotes

Total quotes: 34
“I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Possible, Happy, Forever
“I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Losing, Faith, humanity
“What are we afraid to say and why can’t we say it? Women, particularly the most marginalized, are silenced, while powerful abusers can scream as loudly as they want, lie as much as they want and continue to profit through it all.”
— Ellen Page
Tagged: WOC, abuse of power, Patriarchy, Oppression
“Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: ugly, coyote, stings, Worse, Abandonment
“I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Hyperbole examples, pumice, garbage, Cooler, Prom, Feet
“If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.”
— Vanya, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: Number Five
Tagged: Believe In Yourself
“Abusers want you to feel small, to make you insecure, to make you feel like you are indebted to them, or that your actions are to blame.”
— Ellen Page
Tagged: Sexual Assault, Abuse, Emotional Abuse, Domestic Violence
“I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation, I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday... morning!”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Apologies, Pregnancy, Consolation, Heartburn, Constipation, Bowel Movements
“Vanessa: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice with folic acid or...

Juno: I'll have a Maker's Mark. Up.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Drinks, Alcohol, Jokes
“I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: nip, bud, Pregnancy, infant
“I was thinking I could, like, have this baby, and give it to someone that like totally needs it, like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple of nice lesbos.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Baby, Adoption, overaries
“Can't we just like kick this old school? You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: kick it, Old School, Baby, basket, Moses, reeds
“You're like naturally smart, and you're not like everyone else. You don't stare at my stomach all the time, you look at my face and every time I see you, the baby starts kicking super hard.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Smart, Stomach, face, Baby, kicking
“ No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: food baby, Pregnancy Test, spout
“I named my guitar Roosevelt—not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Guitar, Naming
“My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: Pregnancy, healthy
“I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: Home, different
“Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term 'sexually active.' What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Adulthood, Being
“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Pregnancy
“Bleeker: I still have your underwear.

Juno: I still have your virginity.

Bleeker: Would you shut up?”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Love, Funny, Virginity
“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn't really our style.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: Love, Pregnancy, Dating, Relationships, Couples
“ I think it's 'cause my heart starts pounding every time I see you.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: heart, Pounding, Love
“Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Cute, Huge, Questions
“We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.”
— Vanya Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: Extra Ordinary
Tagged: Incapable Of Love, Giving Love
“The little pink plus sign is so fuckin unholy.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Plus Sign, unholy, positive, pregnant
“I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: stay together, People, Good
“That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, 'Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!'”
— Juno MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: wise choice, freak out, kracken, Sea, behavioral meds
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Bleeker: You mean as friends?

Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Friends, cool, trying too hard
“Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier.

Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind?

Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too particular.”
— Juno, Leah, Juno
Tagged: humor, Friendship, Funny, pregnant, Family
“Juno: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.

Juno: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Friendship, Funny, pregnant, News
“Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.

Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?

Leah: Or, like, stage parents.

Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?

Ultrasound Technician: I guess not.

Bren: What is your job title exactly?

Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.

Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.

Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?

Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.

Juno: Bren! You're a dick! I love it!”
— Ultrasound Technician, Juno, Leah, Bren, Juno
Tagged: Family, humor, Pregnancy, Trades, Special
“Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity.

Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me?

Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.

Mac: You mean like couples?

Juno: Yeah, like people in love.

Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.”
— Juno, Mac, Juno
Tagged: humor, Family, humanity, Love, Couples
“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you?

Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la.'”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: humor, Virginity, Love, Marriage, Friendship, Dating, fights
“The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children's librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that shit up.

They just won't admit it, because they're supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah. Who, incidentally, is into teachers.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, high school, crushes
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