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Ella Cerón Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“The Netflix thriller puts in perspective just how one-degree-from-creepy most romance movies are.”
— Ella Cerón, How 'You' On Netflix Skewers Outdated Rom-Com Tropes
Tagged: Television, Netflix
“Live every day like you're actively taking down the ideologies of old straight white men everywhere.”
— Ella Cerón, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“I remember this moment in particular because it was the beginning of the rest of my life. So far, that life has included many regrets, most of them related to diets.”
— Ella Cerón, I've Been on Diets Since Age 11, and I Regret Every Single One of Them
Tagged: Dieting, Diet Culture, eating disorders, Body Image, Self-Image
“I’ll settle for igniting my candles one by one and watching my money melt away. Some men, as Michael Caine’s Alfred once told Bruce Wayne, just want to watch the world burn.”
— Ella Cerón, Why Am I So Proud When I Finish a Candle?
Tagged: candles, Being an adult, Lifestyle, Luxury, Hygge
“She notices the little things that might make life easier, not just for you but for you both — but still respects that your space and time are yours, and her space and time belong to her.”
— Ella Cerón, 21 Signs The Woman You’re Dating Is A Keeper
Tagged: Big Personalities, The Right Kind Of Woman, Women, Strong Women, Love & Relationships, Keeper, She's A Keeper
“She never asks you to choose between her and your family. She understands that both can be equally important parts of your life, and you shouldn’t have to take sides.”
— Ella Cerón, 21 Signs The Woman You’re Dating Is A Keeper
Tagged: Big Personalities, The Right Kind Of Woman, Women, Strong Women, Love & Relationships, Keeper, She's A Keeper
“Accidents happen all the time. People will understand if you screw up, but only if you cop to it and do what you can to make it right.”
— Ella Cerón, 20 Truths That Will Make Your 20-Something Life Easier
Tagged: 20 somethings, Accidents, Mistakes, Apologizing
“ Sanchez is a noted President Trump supporter, and a friend of Roger Stone. Trump is, of course, notoriously opposed to the Washington Post, which Bezos owns.”
— Ella Cerón, Now We Know Who Allegedly Leaked the Jeff Bezos Nudes
Tagged: Jeff Bezos, nudes, Amazon, Washington Post, Scandals, Trump
“It’s crucial we remember that la migra is more than a bogeyman, and the people who would seemingly love to deploy its full force are in power.”
— Ella Cerón, I Was Born a U.S. Citizen. *La Migra* Still Struck Terror in My Heart
Tagged: La Migra, Immigration, Citizenship, Immigration Policies
“She is mature enough to talk about awkward and even difficult things with tact, and look you in the eye as you’re having these conversations.”
— Ella Cerón, 21 Signs The Woman You’re Dating Is A Keeper
Tagged: Big Personalities, The Right Kind Of Woman, Women, Strong Women, Love & Relationships, Keeper, She's A Keeper
“Some weekends demand buzzing between a half dozen different parties, and some weekends require plowing through some Tostitos on the couch while being pantsless. Both are equally as good for your soul.”
— Ella Cerón, 20 Truths That Will Make Your 20-Something Life Easier
Tagged: 20 somethings, Partying, Relaxing
“No one in the history of ever has been given something because they wanted it really badly. Everyone wants things really badly. The people who earn their dreams do so with a lot of hard work.”
— Ella Cerón, 20 Truths That Will Make Your 20-Something Life Easier
Tagged: 20 somethings, Dreams, Effort, Hard Work
“She doesn’t feel the need to check in with you at every second of the day to see where you are — partially because she trusts you (as trust is kind of important in any relationship) but also because she has stuff to do, too, and she’s going to spend her time accordingly.”
— Ella Cerón, 21 Signs The Woman You’re Dating Is A Keeper
Tagged: Big Personalities, The Right Kind Of Woman, Women, Strong Women, Love & Relationships, Keeper, She's A Keeper
“A reminder if you need it: Don't text your ex.”
— Ella Cerón
Tagged: Text, Texting Your Ex, Old Boyfriends
“If you, like most people, were horrified at the stalking, the masturbating-in-bushes, the gaslighting, and the murdering that Penn Badgley’s Joe Goldberg considers romantic gestures for his one true love, congratulations! You, like most people, are normally calibrated.”
— Ella Cerón, An Ode to the Ridiculous Names of You
Tagged: You, LOL, weird names
“Whenever I get a holiday text, the reason of the season moves me to write back, usually with a similarly canned festive greeting. (“Happy holidays to u too!!”) Ignoring an ex’s text can be easy enough during the rest of the year, but something about the holidays changes that.”
— Ella Cerón, Why Do My Exes Always Text Me During the Holidays?
Tagged: Texting, Relationships
“She isn’t afraid to be the first person to say ‘I love you.”
— Ella Cerón, 21 Signs The Woman You’re Dating Is A Keeper
Tagged: Big Personalities, The Right Kind Of Woman, Women, Strong Women, Love & Relationships, Keeper, She's A Keeper
“The sky turning an eerie fluorescent blue is cause for plenty of alarm, whether or not you’re high, and plenty of New Yorkers reportedly began packing go bags. Others, however, decided that they just had to get a few tweets off before the blue light consumed bodies and the world descended into darkness. How bad can an apocalypse really be if everyone is focused on cracking jokes through it all?”
— Ella Cerón, Confirmed: We’d All Meme Our Way Through an Alien Invasion
Tagged: Current Events, humor
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