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|Birthday:||November 24, 1947|
|Birthplace:||Baltimore, Maryland, United States|
|Educated At:||Towson University|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Podcaster, Stage Actor, Blogger|
Birthday: November 24, 1947
Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Educated At: Towson University
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Podcaster, Stage Actor, Blogger
Spouse: Wendy Fulton
Hannibal: Murdock, how'd I let you talk me into this?
Murdock: I don't know, I have intermittent memory loss!
[Takes off over prison wall]”
Psychiatrist: [To guard] Do we have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.”
Psychiatrist: You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock?
Murdock: [smiles] You're right. I was just guessing.
Psychiatrist: Well, don't guess. What does it look like?
Murdock: Ink. It looks like ink. See, I have done this most of my life off and on and I don't see nothin', so I just guess.
Psychiatrist: It looks like a butterfly, don't it? See, there's the wings and there's the head.
Murdock: Hey, yeah. Yeah! I see that. Yeah, it's a butterfly!
Psychiatrist: Good. Butterfly. Now what is this?
[Psychiatrist puts another picture on the table.]
Murdock: Garbage bag. Empty garbage bag.
[Psychiatrist rolls eyes and motions for the guard to take Murdock away.]
Murdock: I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. I really could use a trash bag.”
Hannibal: I told you before, we're ballet dancers.
Face: That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer.
Hannibal: Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our 'pas de deux.' Opened up on us from the first row with a .50-caliber machine gun.”
Psychiatrist: We give him one, and he shuts up for a couple of hours.
Face: Hmmm. Interesting. If I could talk to him, I might be able to determine if it's a genuine neurotic fixation or if our boy is trying to section eight his way into the soft walls of a prison psych ward.
Psychiatrist: I sure would appreciate that. None of us can get any sleep around here.”
Hannibal: Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!
Murdock: A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!”
Hannibal: [from behind a newspaper] Looks like they found them.
Face: Great, that means we've lost the edge. Up against guys like these that, that doesn't make me feel too good.
[Murdock opens his mouth to say something]
B.A.: Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!... I told you this plan stinks!”