I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.
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Donick Cary
Donick Cary is an Emmy-winning writer and producer. He got his start writing for “Late Night with David Letterman.” He continued working with the show through its move to CBS, serving as both head writer and the “guy in the bear suit.” After five years in Late Night, Cary moved to “The Simpsons,” where he served as a co-executive producer for four seasons (Seasons 7-11). He then served in the same capacity on NBC’s Just Shoot Me, HBO’s Bored to Death, Fox’s New Girl, and NBC’s Parks and Recreation. Cary has produced pilots for and developed with: Brillstein Grey, Sony Television, Happy Madison, Conaco, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, FX, HBO, the WB and Nickelodeon. In 2004 Donick created the animated series Lil’ Bush for Ampd mobile cell phones. The show was then picked up by Comedy Central and became the first mobi/web-series ever to move from cell phones to television. To handle the animation Donick founded Sugarshack Animation (Sugarshackanimation.com) with offices in Los Angeles, Miami, and Sofia, Bulgaria. Currently Cary is writing and producing “Silicon Valley” for HBO and directing a feature documentary entitled “Bad Trip” (a comic exploration of tripping) for Ben Stiller’s Red Hour films. Cary grew up on Nantucket Island, graduating from Nantucket High School in 1986. He is the son of actors Richard and Mara Cary and the brother of actress Martha Cary, the latter two of whom have done voices for his show Lil' Bus
I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.
Keep your eyes peeled for more beer o'clocks.
Good night, sweet prince.
Okay, so there's four basic categories of happiness that I'm going to want to focus on all right? One, work a job where you can see the physical results of your labor at the end of each day. Two, make up mundane celebrations to distract you from your inevitable death. Number three, ingest sugary,…
Oh Michelle, you white ass Rihanna, of course, the 20th!
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of rollie pollies under here. Are they gonna be okay?
You know what I'm going to do? Buy one of those Japanese talking toilets. See what that has to say.
So I'm not gonna teach you anything in here, okay? If you keep your mouth shut, you get an A. If you say anything to anybody, you get an F. Welcome to AP Bio.
They work hard all day long and then they reward themselves with simple things.
At one point, I saw a girl, a child really, eat an entire spoonful of just mayo.
You wanna get twisted, you've gotta save jazz.
Last time I was on a stakeout, I was waiting for a Taco Bell to open. Did you know that they close sometimes? I guess to mop?
Here's your ass lanyard.
All right, if you guys don't know how and when to 'ooh' then just don't 'ooh' at all.
You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.
We got to fight for our right to play smooth jazz.