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Nurse: Here's a prescription for some special shampoo and cream for skin irritation.

Butt-head: [laughs] She said 'foreskin.'

Beavis: Yeah. Foreskin irritation.

— Beavis (Mike Judge), Beavis and Butt-head, Season 7: Head Lice

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Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See?

Sandy points to an acorn.

SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.

— Spongebob Squarepants (Tom Kenny), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Squidville

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Rose: Oh, Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?

Blanche: I think it's okay as long as you've already had at least three dates.

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 2: Whose Face is This, Anyway?

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Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

James Bond: [looks at cleavage] But of course you are.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Diamonds Are Forever

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James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.

Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.

James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

— James Bond, A View to a Kill

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Q: Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

— Anonymous, 20 Lawyer Jokes You Should Never Tell

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Dr. Holly Goodhead: James?

James Bond: I think it may be time to go home.

Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time.

James Bond: Why not?

— James Bond, Moonraker

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[the morning after Bond sleeps with May Day]
Max Zorin: You slept well?

James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.

— James Bond, A View to a Kill

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James Bond: You're marvelously well equipped.

Fatima Blush: Thank you, James. So are you.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Never Say Never Again

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By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

— Geek 'Farmer Ted' (Anthony Michael Hall), Sixteen Candles

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James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?

James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough

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Simmons: Can I touch it?

Crowley: With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.

— Crowley (Mark Sheppard), Supernatural, Season 11: Beyond The Mat

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Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: My God, what's Bond doing?

Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

— Q (Desmond Llewelyn), Moonraker

Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.

— Q (Desmond Llewelyn), Thunderball

Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics!

— Q (Desmond Llewelyn), Octopussy

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Nurse: Here's a prescription for some special shampoo and cream for skin irritation.

Butt-head: [laughs] She said 'foreskin.'

Beavis: Yeah. Foreskin irritation.

— Beavis (Mike Judge), Beavis and Butt-head, Season 7: Head Lice

Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See?

Sandy points to an acorn.

SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.

— Spongebob Squarepants (Tom Kenny), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Squidville

Rose: Oh, Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?

Blanche: I think it's okay as long as you've already had at least three dates.

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 2: Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

James Bond: [looks at cleavage] But of course you are.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Diamonds Are Forever

James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.

Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.

James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

— James Bond, A View to a Kill

Q: Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

— Anonymous, 20 Lawyer Jokes You Should Never Tell

Dr. Holly Goodhead: James?

James Bond: I think it may be time to go home.

Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time.

James Bond: Why not?

— James Bond, Moonraker

[the morning after Bond sleeps with May Day]
Max Zorin: You slept well?

James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.

— James Bond, A View to a Kill

James Bond: You're marvelously well equipped.

Fatima Blush: Thank you, James. So are you.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Never Say Never Again

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

— Geek 'Farmer Ted' (Anthony Michael Hall), Sixteen Candles

James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?

James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough

Simmons: Can I touch it?

Crowley: With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.

— Crowley (Mark Sheppard), Supernatural, Season 11: Beyond The Mat

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