Best Derek Theler Quotes

Will: Okay, what do you do for fun?

Erica: Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. You know, typical teenage shenanigans.

— Erica Vandross (Zoey Deutch), Flower

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I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.

— Meg Cabot, Size 12 and Ready to Rock: A Heather Wells Mystery (Heather Wells Mysteries)

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Which of the people here would suspect that so much is going on in the mind of a teenage girl?

— Ann Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

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Dewey: Mom, can I have a story?

Lois: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his mom so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Malcolm Babysits

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Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

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I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: The 23rd

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Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

— Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn' (Angelina Jolie), Hackers

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Hey, boy, or girl.  [Everest quickly swipes and eat the dumplings Yi brought for him and then burps loudly]  Yeah, you’re definitely a boy.

— Yi (voice) (Chloe Bennet), Abominable

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You've never even kissed a boy before. You practice on your pillow sometimes, but you don't think that's the same.

— Orla McCool (Louisa Harland), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 1

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I can't die. I've only kissed one boy.

— Missy (Raegan Revord), Young Sheldon, Season 1: A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®

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Boy, I ain't got nothing to give you.

— Delores Wise (Niecy Nash), When They See Us, Season 1: Part Four

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Riley: Okay. So a teenage Emma meets a boy.

Danny: Bam, beat the crap out of him.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 2: The Christening

Oh oh! Baby born outta wedlock.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 2: The Christening

Spoiler alert: I lose.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 6: Ben Rides a Unicorn

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Will: Okay, what do you do for fun?

Erica: Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. You know, typical teenage shenanigans.

— Erica Vandross (Zoey Deutch), Flower

I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.

— Meg Cabot, Size 12 and Ready to Rock: A Heather Wells Mystery (Heather Wells Mysteries)

Which of the people here would suspect that so much is going on in the mind of a teenage girl?

— Ann Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

Dewey: Mom, can I have a story?

Lois: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his mom so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Malcolm Babysits

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: The 23rd

Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

— Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn' (Angelina Jolie), Hackers

Hey, boy, or girl.  [Everest quickly swipes and eat the dumplings Yi brought for him and then burps loudly]  Yeah, you’re definitely a boy.

— Yi (voice) (Chloe Bennet), Abominable

You've never even kissed a boy before. You practice on your pillow sometimes, but you don't think that's the same.

— Orla McCool (Louisa Harland), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 1

I can't die. I've only kissed one boy.

— Missy (Raegan Revord), Young Sheldon, Season 1: A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®

Boy, I ain't got nothing to give you.

— Delores Wise (Niecy Nash), When They See Us, Season 1: Part Four

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