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Derek Theler

Derek Theler

Birthname

Birthday October 29, 1986

Birthplace Fort Collins, Colorado, United States

Educated At Colorado State University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Model, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Danny Wheeler

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Riley: Okay. So a teenage Emma meets a boy.

Danny: Bam, beat the crap out of him.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 2: The Christening

Teenage Boy bam Beat Up

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Oh oh! Baby born outta wedlock.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 2: The Christening

Baby born Wedlock

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Spoiler alert: I lose.

— Danny Wheeler (Derek Theler), Baby Daddy, Season 6: Ben Rides a Unicorn

Spoiler Alert Lose Loss

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