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Dean Young Quotes

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“Yeah, there's nothing worse than people not respecting you. Every time I get hooted at I have to take an hour of Tae Bo.”
— Luanne Platter, King of the Hill, Season 7: Boxing Luanne
Tagged: Catcalls, Tae Bo, Self-Defense
“Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.”
— Peggy Hill, King of the Hill, Season 6: Lupe's Revenge
Tagged: subtitles, bad translations
“I know how dark it is for you right now; curled up, lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer. And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel. And you're afraid to go in, because there's a train comin' at you, carryin' a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell you something: all you can do is let it hit you. And then try to find your legs. I know, I've taken that hit more times than I can remember. Look at me Boomhauer, I'm fat, and I'm old, and every day I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard into the alley every day. I'm out there diggin' holes, fallin' into them, climbin' out, tryin' again, and tomorrow, I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies prison. And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years? Is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive you better believe it. You gotta get right back up on that tanning bed, slip into a tight t-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!”
— Bill Dauterive, King of the Hill, Season 6: Dang Ol' Love
Tagged: Hell, Boomhauer, Prison, Revenge
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