Dean Norris Quotes

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Dean Norris

Dean Norris

Birthname

AKA Dean Norris

Birthday April 8, 1963

Birthplace South Bend, Indiana, United States

Educated At Royal Academy Of Dramatic Art, Harvard University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor

Characters Portrayed

Hank Schrader

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It says, ‘TO W.W., MY STAR, MY PERFECT SILENCE.’ W.W., I mean, who do you figure that is? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: Bullet Points

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Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: #Shotgun

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They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: Open House

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Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 1: Crazy Handful of Nothin'

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She had an ass like an onion. It made me cry.

— Hank Schrader, Breaking Bad: The Complete Series

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Related quotes to Dean Norris tagged Woodrow Wilson, Willy Wonka, Vegans

Instead of speaking softly and carrying a big stick, President Wilson spoke bombastically and carried a dish rag.

— Theodore Roosevelt, via www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

— Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

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You can't watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.

— Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham), Gilmore Girls, Season 1: Kiss and Tell

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A vegan and crossfitter walks into a bar.
I only know this because they started telling everyone within minutes of arriving.

— raydeep, A vegan and crossfitter walks into a bar.

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Vegans are good people.
They never have beef with anyone.

— Joshuasaurustheory, Vegans are good people

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What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?

— Tulip O'Hare (Ruth Negga), Preacher, Season 1: See

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Priest Maxi: Blessed be the name of Jesus!

Crowd: It's a great name, isn't it?

— Priest Maxi (Matt Stone), South Park, Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

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Followers don't determine anything- Hitler had millions, Jesus had twelve.

— Annoymous, 19 One-Line Stories That'll Make You Want To Pick Up A Book Right Now

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Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party's so lame.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 2: Christmas Party

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Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?
Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him.

— momoneymomorrison, Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

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Gospel: Jesus was born into a real family. He was divine, his mother conceived without sin, and Joseph a saint, but the rest of his family--aunts and uncles and cousins--were probably ordinary people. So Jesus understands family life. Therefore, he understands your own struggles.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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When I see someone sad: I always think, she is refusing something to Jesus.

— Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light: The Private Writings of the Saint of Calcutta

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Jesus was a great worker, and His disciples must not be afraid of hard work.

— Charles Spurgeon, Dictionary Of Burning Words Of Brilliant Writers: A Cyclopaedia Of Quotations, From The Literature Of All Ages (1895)

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Jesus may have walked on water
But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries.

— Thefriendlypsycho, Jesus may have walked on water

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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

— Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

— Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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Honestly if I didn't have my personal relationship with Jesus Christ I wouldn't be able to do this. When my mother died I was SO angry at him and fell away from my faith. It took years of him pulling me back into his loving arms. I was miserable without him.

— Austin Carlile, Austin Carlile Talks Faith, Past Suicide Attempt

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If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.

— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason (Shane Kippel), Degrassi, Season 5: Redemption Song

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No matter what you're struggling with, once you've accepted Jesus' sacrifice for all the ugly stuff in your life, now, when God looks at you, he doesn't see the sin.

— Sheila Wray Gregoire, The Good Girl's Guide to Great Sex: (And You Thought Bad Girls Have All the Fun)

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So many have wept for Jesus on His cross. As if no one else has ever suffered as He suffered. As if millions have not shuffled to worse deaths, and died unremembered.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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