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Dean Norris

Dean Norris

Birthname

AKA Dean Norris

Birthday April 8, 1963

Birthplace South Bend, Indiana, United States

Educated At Royal Academy Of Dramatic Art, Harvard University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor

Characters Portrayed

Hank Schrader

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It says, ‘TO W.W., MY STAR, MY PERFECT SILENCE.’ W.W., I mean, who do you figure that is? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: Bullet Points

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They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: Open House

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Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 4: #Shotgun

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Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 1: Crazy Handful of Nothin'

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She had an ass like an onion. It made me cry.

— Hank Schrader, Breaking Bad: The Complete Series

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Instead of speaking softly and carrying a big stick, President Wilson spoke bombastically and carried a dish rag.

— Theodore Roosevelt, via www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

— Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

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You can't watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.

— Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham), Gilmore Girls, Season 1: Kiss and Tell

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What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?

— Tulip O'Hare (Ruth Negga), Preacher, Season 1: See

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Priest Maxi: Blessed be the name of Jesus!

Crowd: It's a great name, isn't it?

— Priest Maxi (Matt Stone), South Park, Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

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Followers don't determine anything- Hitler had millions, Jesus had twelve.

— Annoymous, 19 One-Line Stories That'll Make You Want To Pick Up A Book Right Now

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Gospel: Jesus was born into a real family. He was divine, his mother conceived without sin, and Joseph a saint, but the rest of his family--aunts and uncles and cousins--were probably ordinary people. So Jesus understands family life. Therefore, he understands your own struggles.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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Jesus may have walked on water
But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries.

— Thefriendlypsycho, Jesus may have walked on water

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Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?
Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him.

— momoneymomorrison, Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

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When I see someone sad: I always think, she is refusing something to Jesus.

— Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light: The Private Writings of the Saint of Calcutta

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Jesus was a great worker, and His disciples must not be afraid of hard work.

— Charles Spurgeon, Dictionary Of Burning Words Of Brilliant Writers: A Cyclopaedia Of Quotations, From The Literature Of All Ages (1895)

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Honestly if I didn't have my personal relationship with Jesus Christ I wouldn't be able to do this. When my mother died I was SO angry at him and fell away from my faith. It took years of him pulling me back into his loving arms. I was miserable without him.

— Austin Carlile, Austin Carlile Talks Faith, Past Suicide Attempt

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Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party's so lame.

— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2: Christmas Party

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So many have wept for Jesus on His cross. As if no one else has ever suffered as He suffered. As if millions have not shuffled to worse deaths, and died unremembered.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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Gospel: Jesus plucks the heads of grain for his disciples to eat. He does this in direct contradiction of the law. Why? Because sometimes there are higher values than law. Jesus knows that legalisms cannot get in the way of love or human flourishing. He says this over and over.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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Gospel: Jesus is critiqued for eating with 'sinners and tax collectors,' as well as forgiving sins, speaking with women and healing the sick on the Sabbath. But for Jesus nothing should get in the way of proclaiming the Good News--which is the proclamation God's love for everyone.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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But he knew how to tell the parole board what they wanted to hear. I sung 'em the same old song and gave 'em the same line about how I sure loved Jesus and what a good, nice young man I was and how much good it had done me to be sent to that prison.

— Carl Panzram, via www-rohan.sdsu.edu

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Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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No matter what you're struggling with, once you've accepted Jesus' sacrifice for all the ugly stuff in your life, now, when God looks at you, he doesn't see the sin.

— Sheila Wray Gregoire, The Good Girl's Guide to Great Sex: (And You Thought Bad Girls Have All the Fun)

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Jesus wants me to tell you again…how much is the love He has for each one of you—beyond all what you can imagine…. Not only He loves you, even more—He longs for you. He misses you when you don’t come close. He thirsts for you. He loves you always, even when you don’t feel worthy….

— Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light: The Private Writings of the Saint of Calcutta

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So many people come to church with a genuine desire to hear what we have to say, yet they are always going back home with the uncomfortable feeling that we are making it too difficult for them to come to Jesus.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer, The Cost of Discipleship

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Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.

— Barry Robinson (Vocie) (Eddie Kaye Thomas), American Dad!, Season 2: With Friends Like Steve's

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I’ve been told your god is a carpenter. And guess what? So am I.

— Floki (Gustaf Skarsgard), Vikings, Season 4: Revenge

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Look, this is LA, and, in LA, we don't leave garbage on the curb like it's pre-Jesus Rome, and we don't have rats.

— Alex Cole (Tommy Dewey), Casual, Season 3: The Rat King

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Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking.

Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.

— Lindsay Weir (Linda Cardellini), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things

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Stan: Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!

Jesus: Our savior!

— Stan Marsh (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 1: Mecha-Streisand

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Revolutionary Jesus soon gave way to a plethora of more moderate interpretations of Jesus, allied with new social-science science approaches and neo-Marxian socio-economic analysis among scholars trained in the 1960s.

— Markus Bockmuehl, Resistance and Redemption in the Jesus Tradition

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Naturally, I now love Jesus very much. Yes, I love him so damn much that I would like to crucify him all over again!

— Carl Panzram, via www-rohan.sdsu.edu

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You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Exploits A Miracle

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I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel, like Jesus supposedly does sometimes.

— Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Where is Josh's Friend?

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Jesus himself did not try to convert the two thieves on the cross; he waited until one of them turned to him.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Letters and Papers from Prison

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Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.

— Evan Lawson (Paulo Costanzo), Royal Pains, Season 1: Pilot

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How does Jesus make coffee?
Hebrews it.

— NZMilkSteak, How does Jesus make coffee?

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Don’t forget: If you never sin, Jesus died for nothin’.

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

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Though Jesus was God, he did not think of equality with God as something to cling to.

— Paul of Tarsus, Epistle to the Philippians

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Segregation, separation, according to Jesus, is the basis of continuous violence.

— Bayard Rustin, via www.afsc.org

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At that place I got to be an experienced wolf. I would start the morning with sodomy, work as hard at it as I could all day and sometimes half the night…I was so busy committing sodomy that I didn't have time left to serve Jesus as I had been taught to do in those reform schools.

— Carl Panzram, via www-rohan.sdsu.edu

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It was like getting in a cab by accident with Jesus.

— Steven Wright, Steven Wright

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In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.

— Gordon Fisher, The Very Best of Hillary Clinton: The Female Face of Politics

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My trust is not that I am holy, but that, being unholy, Christ died for me. My rest is here, not in what I am or shall be or feel or know, but in what Christ is and must be,— in what Christ did and is still doing as He stands before yonder throne of glory.

— Charles Spurgeon, Dictionary Of Burning Words Of Brilliant Writers: A Cyclopaedia Of Quotations, From The Literature Of All Ages (1895)

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The church may go through her dark ages, but Christ is with her in the midnight; she may pass through her fiery furnace, but Christ is in the midst of the flame with her.

— Charles Spurgeon, Dictionary Of Burning Words Of Brilliant Writers: A Cyclopaedia Of Quotations, From The Literature Of All Ages (1895)

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