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David Zuckerman

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Total quotes: 3

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David Zuckerman

Birthname

Birthday: August 28, 1962

Birthplace: Danville, California, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Producer, Screenwriter

Spouse: Ellie Kanner

Total quotes: 3

“Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.

Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.”

— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 1: Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Tagged: jesus, Funny, party, Snark

“Hayley: It's just a nose ring.

Stan: It's a gateway piercing. Next thing you know, you'll have a bone for your lip like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.”

— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Stanny Slickers II

Tagged: Nose Ring, rebel, Edgy, Sting, Gateway

“Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get my tools.

Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?”

— Geoffrey, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4: Take My Cousin -- Please

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

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