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David Spade

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David Spade Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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David Spade

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Birthday: July 22, 1964

Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan, United States

Educated At: Arizona State University, Scottsdale Community College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca

Total quotes: 4

“[regarding Ramon's shocked-face signal to begin the heist] You know, I make that same face when I put my cologne on in the morning, especially when I'm home alone.”

— General Custer, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: cologne, shocked face, Home Alone

“Pacha: Uh-oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.”

— Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove

Tagged: waterfall, danger, bring it on

“You go to these parties and you sort of feel dumb after a while. There’s too many famous people there. And you feel sort of dumb. Like, 'What am I doing here?' And all the girls have six-inch heels on. I couldn’t be more of a pipsqueak. Even worse than normal. So I just walk around and say hi to the ones I know.”

— David Spade, Howard Stern Comes Again

Tagged: parties, Fame, pipsqueak

“Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000.

Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that?

General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert.

Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General!

General George Custer: You got me!”

— General Custer, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: General Custer, Custard, satire, ass

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