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David L. Lander Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep!

Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Hi, Neighbor Book 2
Tagged: Dating, selective, Creep
“Go ahead and laugh. Just like they laughed at Columbus right before he discovered Ohio.”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: Take My Plants, Please
Tagged: Columbus, Ohio
“What I don't have in strength, I make up for in what I lack up here! [Points to head]”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Obstacle Course
Tagged: dumb, Vacant
“Lenny and I have two very respectful women upstairs, and we'd like to settle down to a nice, quiet orgy.”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Drive! She Said
Tagged: Nice quiet orgy
“What are you doing?!? When I'm talking to girls, don't stick your fingers in your mouth!”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Bridal Shower
Tagged: Gross, Talking to Girls
“Champagne? Why that’s the Devil’s vodka!”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank
Tagged: champagne, devil, vodka
“You people make me stink!”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Once Upon a Rumor
Tagged: Sick, stink
“Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Dating Game
Tagged: obvious, Sleep, Nature
“Laverne: Squiggy, true or false...

Squiggy: True!

Laverne: I didn't ask the question yet!

Squiggy: Yes, you did. You said, 'Squiggy, true or false?' I'm Squiggy, that would be true.”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Driving Test
Tagged: true or false, Literal
“Stop it, I'm going to lose my lust!”
— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Drive! She Said
Tagged: Lust
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