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David L. Lander

David L. Lander Quotes

Total quotes: 8

David L. Lander

character

Educated At: Carnegie Mellon University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Dub Actor, Voice Actor, Actor

Spouse: Kathy Fields

Total quotes: 8

“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep!

Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”

— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Hi, Neighbor Book 2

Tagged: Dating, selective, Creep

“What I don't have in strength, I make up for in what I lack up here! [Points to head]”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Obstacle Course

Tagged: dumb, Vacant

“What are you doing?!? When I'm talking to girls, don't stick your fingers in your mouth!”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Bridal Shower

Tagged: Gross, Talking to Girls

“Champagne? Why that’s the Devil’s vodka!”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank

Tagged: champagne, devil, vodka

“You people make me stink!”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Once Upon a Rumor

Tagged: Sick, stink

“Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Dating Game

Tagged: obvious, Sleep, Nature

“Laverne: Squiggy, true or false...

Squiggy: True!

Laverne: I didn't ask the question yet!

Squiggy: Yes, you did. You said, 'Squiggy, true or false?' I'm Squiggy, that would be true.”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Driving Test

Tagged: true or false, Literal

“Stop it, I'm going to lose my lust!”

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Drive! She Said

Tagged: Lust

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