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|AKA:||David Koepp, El Verdadero Niño Polla Koepp|
|Birthday:||June 9, 1963|
|Birthplace:||Pewaukee, Wisconsin, United States|
|Educated At:||University Of California|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Writer, Film Actor|
AKA: David Koepp, El Verdadero Niño Polla Koepp
Birthday: June 9, 1963
Birthplace: Pewaukee, Wisconsin, United States
Educated At: University Of California
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Writer, Film Actor
Spider-Man: "You know who I am."
Mary Jane: "I do?"
Spider-Man: "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."”
Lex: They don't bother me.
Tim: Oh. yeah? Well, you weren't in the last one!”
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
Dr. Alan Grant: We're out of a job.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?”
Dr. Ellie Sattler: The feeling's mutual.”
Ray Ferrier: I could think of a couple of women that'd be happy to tell ya.”
John Hammond: So have I.”
Dr. Ian Malcolm: [the Tyrannosaur roars nearby] Please, chance it.”
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!”
Dr. Alan Grant: And what are those?
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey...”
Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.”
Dr. Alan Grant: It's OK. It's OK. It's a Brachiosaur.
Tim: It's a veggiesaurus Lex! Veggiesaurus!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter.
Dr. Alan Grant: You're married?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”
Dr. Ellie Sattler: You never had control, that's the illusion! I was overwhelmed by the power of this place. But I made a mistake, too, I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love. Alan and Lex and Tim. John, they're out there where people are dying.”
Dr. Alan Grant: A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this 'six foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex—he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, [makes 'whooshing' sound] from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... [he produces raptor claw from his pocket] A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... [he lightly 'slashes' across the kid's body with the raptor claw]
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, Alan...
Dr. Alan Grant: Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
Volunteer Boy: OK. [Alan leaves the now slightly frightened kid]”
Tim: But Grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls.
Dr. Alan Grant: Amphibian DNA.
Lex: What's that?
Dr. Alan Grant: Well, on the tour, the film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the dinosaur genetic code and blended it with that of a frog's. Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Malcolm was right. Look... [we see a trail of baby dinosaur footprints]
Dr. Alan Grant: Life found a way.”
Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids?
Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...
Dr. Alan Grant: They smell.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: They do not smell.
Dr. Alan Grant: Some of them smell.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, give me a break!
Dr. Alan Grant: Babies smell!”