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David Hornsby

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Total quotes: 7

David Hornsby

character

AKA: David Hornsby

Birthday: December 1, 1975

Birthplace: Newport News, Virginia, United States

Educated At: Carnegie Mellon University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

Spouse: Emily Deschanel

Total quotes: 7

“I'm not asking you to do anything, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”

— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Sells Out

Tagged: Robbing, blind eye

“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”

— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth

Tagged: Parenting, Forceful, Teaching, Parenthood, Fake It Until Make It

“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”

— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Tagged: condom, Dongs, Oops, accident, Showing Off

“Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale”

— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth

Tagged: Sunglasses, Movie, dark, strange

“Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.”

— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums

Tagged: Bums, masturbation, Business

“ I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”

— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums

Tagged: balls, Bums, dirt, Yelling, mean

“This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.”

— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth

Tagged: Sucks, Awful, penis

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