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|Birthday:||February 20, 1967|
|Birthplace:||New York City, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||State University Of New York At Purchase|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor|
AKA: David Herman
Birthday: February 20, 1967
Birthplace: New York City, New York, United States
Educated At: State University Of New York At Purchase
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor
Randall: Kevin! Why the hell would I want those!?”
Samir Nagheenanajar: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech 'cause that question is bullshit to begin with. If that quiz worked, there would be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir Nagheenanajar: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Sadulach who works in Securities.
Michael Bolton: Samir. Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do.”
Michael Bolton: Yeah, that's me.
Female Temp: Wow! Is that your real name?
Michael Bolton: Yeah.
Female Temp: So are you related to that singer guy?
Michael Bolton: No. It's just a coincidence.
Female Temp: [visibly disappointed] Oh.
Samir Nagheenanajar: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It..it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar...Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir Nagheenanajar: You know, there is nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: No, there was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir Nagheenanajar: Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”