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David Costabile Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Billy Bean never won a world-series.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: A Generation Too Late
Tagged: Wall Street Quotes, Wall Street, Finance, TV Show Quotes
“That reminds me of a prayer I said every night as a kid: I pray the Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray that all my toys should break. So my fucking brother and sister can't play with 'em.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: Kompenso
Tagged: Bad Prayers, selfishness, Selfish
“You can't have it appear you're illegally meddling, especially when you're illegally meddling.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: The Wrong Maria Gonzalez
Tagged: Illegal Behavior, Meddling
“The fact that you can't fully understand that doesn't mean he's wrong. It just means you haven't gone beyond your own limits.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: Icebreaker
Tagged: Limits of Knowledge, Pushing Things Beyond Limits, Lack of Knowledge
“I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, KISS. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.”
— Doc McGhee, The Dirt
Tagged: scorpions, bon jovbi, skid row, kiss, Shit, mentally ill, motley crue
“Now you fuckers know how much you miss this place when you can’t have it.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Elementary, Season 1: Risk Management
Tagged: You Have To Lose It To Know What You Had, Loss
“You see an opportunity like that again, you grab it like it's a horse cock and you're Catherine the Great.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 1: Naming Rights
Tagged: Opportunity, Horse Cock, Catherine the Great
“It's time for you folks to sharpen your pencils, and you better come back with one Traci Lords of an idea. And if you need that fucking defined, here it is: a barely legal, market-dominating, brilliant cocksucker of an idea.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Billions Season 2: Risk Management
Tagged: Traci Lords, Ideas, Cocksucker, Brilliant
“You know those poison-tip arrows that certain tribes use that go through one guy and kill another? This might be like that — golden frog poison. I tried to smoke it once. Shaman jumped across the tent to stop me.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Billions Season 2: Golden Frog Time
Tagged: When Your Drugs Are Actually Poisons
“The Quants. Since 1602, when the Dutch East India company first offers shares to the public, smart, highly trained mathematicians have tried without success to solve that market.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: A Generation Too Late
Tagged: Wall Street Quotes, Wall Street, Finance, TV Show Quotes
“Why should I trust you to do anything other than point me to the nearest avocado toast?”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: The Wrong Maria Gonzalez
Tagged: Don't Trust You, insults, Insulting Someone That Has Not Earned Your Trust Yet
“Saddle up! Body sushi at the strip joint, on me.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 1: The Good Life
Tagged: party, Drinking, Team Building With Finance Money
“As you wish, my liege.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: Tie Goes to the Runner
“Surrendered like a French fucking soldier!”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Billions Season 2: Indian Four
Tagged: french, French Soldiers, Things To Say When You Defeat Someone
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