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Daniel Radcliffe Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Hello! I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Flirting, Pickup Lines
“Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: boys, Girls
“We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, Dying
“Maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, delusions
“If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Potty Humor, Best Friends
“You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: insults, garbage
“You want to go home so you can have love, but you ran away because nobody loves you.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Searching For Love, Unloved
“I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.”
— Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe: No Ordinary Wizard
Tagged: School, cool, Reputation
“I love magic.”
— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Tagged: Magic, Awe, Love
“Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!

Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them... [falls straight back asleep]”
— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Tagged: Spiders, Narcolepsy, Tap Dancing
“Maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Relationship Advice, ugly
“Ron: [when Harry and Hermione reappear] How did you get there? I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there!

Hermione: What's he talking about Harry?

Harry: I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?”
— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Tagged: Two Places At Once
“What is life?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Existential Questions, Life
“I’m scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, Missing You
“I think honesty is the most heroic quality one can aspire to.”
— Daniel Radcliffe, Naturalopy: The Complete Reference: Naturalopy
Tagged: Honesty, Hero, Personality
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