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Dana Schwartz Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“Either he is completely oblivious (which means his “long time to listen” has not nearly been long enough) or he is smirking and rolling his eyes after waiting in a time-out for as long as seemed necessary from a PR standpoint.”
— Dana Schwartz, Louis C.K. chose the worst possible(but least surprising) way to return to comedy
Tagged: Louis C.K., Sexual Harassment, Sexual Assault, Toxic Men, Me Too, #metoo
“I liked his dominating me because it meant he wanted me, that he thought about me and imagined new ways of torturing and disciplining me. I would willingly become an object so long as I was the object of his affection.”
— Dana Schwartz, My Failed Experiment With Non-Monogamy
Tagged: Relationships
“I was happy to trade my youth, my body for the opportunity to feel seen and to feel special.”
— Dana Schwartz, The Gut-Punch of ‘Girls’: What Lena Dunham Got Right About Powerful Male Authors
Tagged: Attention, Notice Me, Consent, Feeling Special, Feeling Loved, Special, Quote of the Moment, dana schwartz, Girls, HBO, lena dunham, tvdownload
“The pleasure of the crush is in how it starts, the uncertainty of it. A crush is a challenge—and a terrifying risk.”
— Dana Schwartz, How Tinder Killed the Crush
Tagged: Tinder, Modern Dating, crushes, Crush
“I didn’t understand exactly what he meant, and I didn’t care. I was an over-confident 22-year-old who heard 'no monogamy' and thought 'challenge.'”
— Dana Schwartz, My Failed Experiment With Non-Monogamy
“I do not know how one becomes the type of person who makes her bed, but I have a sneaking suspicion it begins by making my bed.”
— Dana Schwartz, Writing a Book Did Not Change My Life
Tagged: Writing, Being Normal, Life
“What is with our obsession with making celebrities relatable? Celebrities are not relatable.”
— Dana Schwartz, I Love Gwyneth Paltrow
Tagged: Celebrities, Celebrity Culture
“It’s a slot machine pass that you always win: Put in a bit of time and a few swipes, crank the lever, and out comes a parade of choices of people who might call you pretty and say they want to buy you a drink.”
— Dana Schwartz, Choose Your Own Disaster
Tagged: Tinder, Dating, Love, Attraction, Relationships, Online Dating
“A disclaimer: There is no official ruling on what is or is not a rom-com.”
— Dana Schwartz, How to determine whether a movie is or isn't a rom-com
Tagged: Rom Coms, Movies, Romantic Comedies
“I have to reapply deodorant before making a dentist appointment on the phone. Robert Pattinson lied confidently on live television. How did Robert Pattinson get to that point?”
— Dana Schwartz, I Think About The Time Robert Pattinson Blatantly Lied on Today Show A Lot
Tagged: Robert Pattinson, Weird, LOL, Celebrities
“Someone like Meghan Markle can feel viscerally upsetting, someone who rejects a system, and explicitly criticizes it.”
— Dana Schwartz, Why Do Boomers Have Such A Problem With Meghan Markle?
Tagged: Boomers, Meghan Markle
“The worst people in this country saw your father-in-law’s message and took it as they saw fit.”
— Dana Schwartz, An Open Letter to Jared Kushner, From One of Your Jewish Employees
Tagged: Donald Trump and Twitter
“I had willingly entered into an unwinnable chess game, casting myself in the role of the young, dumb literary stereotype because at least I would get a chance to exist at all.”
— Dana Schwartz, The Gut-Punch of ‘Girls’: What Lena Dunham Got Right About Powerful Male Authors
Tagged: dana schwartz, Girls, HBO, lena dunham, tvdownload, Existing, Notice Me, Being Special, Feeling Special, Feeling Seen
“How do you explain every version of yourself to someone who’s barely met you?”
— Dana Schwartz, You Get A Breakup Text While In A Meeting With Your Boss. What Do You Do?
Tagged: Relationships, Jealousy, Heartbreak, Breakups
“Sarah and I had met to get a drink together, which became two drinks, which became me confessing that I had fantasized about BDSM but never engaged with it outside of incognito browsing tabs on my laptop.”
— Dana Schwartz, My Failed Experiment With Non-Monogamy
Tagged: Kink, Non-Monogamy, Open Relationships, Relationships, Sex, Love And Sex, bdsm
“Summer camp represented a fresh beginning. Like a new journal that hasn’t been scribbled on, my camp identity was beautifully blank: I’d be meeting a group of people with no knowledge of my social status, or lack thereof, at home.”
— Dana Schwartz, 11 Writers on Their Most Embarrassing 13-Year-Old Memories
Tagged: Nostalgia
“Olivia Rodrigo said it best: God, it’s brutal out here.”
— Dana Schwartz, Ben Platt Playing Evan Hansen At 27 Is Totally Fine
Tagged: Dear Evan Hansen , Acting, Movies
“We celebrate the Kate Middletons and the Amal Clooney’s for being chosen, or, in the active voice, for landing, an accomplished man. Amal Clooney is a spectacularly accomplished woman in her own right, but how many other esteemed human rights lawyers can you name? Had you heard of Amal Almuddin before she appeared on the arm of the wealthy, consummate bachelor?”
— Dana Schwartz, The Gut-Punch of ‘Girls’: What Lena Dunham Got Right About Powerful Male Authors
Tagged: feminism, Notoriety, Notice Me, accomplishments, Feeling Special, Attention, dana schwartz, Girls, HBO, lena dunham, tvdownload
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