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|AKA:||Daniel Schneider, Malechor Schneider|
|Educated At:||Memphis University School, Harvard University, Yale University, Presbyterian Day School, White Station High School|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Acting, Film Director, Film Producer|
AKA: Daniel Schneider, Malechor Schneider
Educated At: Memphis University School, Harvard University, Yale University, Presbyterian Day School, White Station High School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Acting, Film Director, Film Producer
Spouse: Lisa Lillien
Drake: I cannot believe I ate an entire pizza!”
Drake: Well, take a bath when you get home.”
Mindy: Well, if I'm not, then I've been buying the wrong underwear!”
Guitar World Salesman: [sarcastically] Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.”
Josh Nichols: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here.
Mr. Nichols: Well, get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!”
Drake: [playing a driving video game] I am!
Josh: Drake, I highly doubt that our driven test will include stealing a bus and running into dragons.
Drake: Do you know that for sure?”
Drake Parker: That felt good.
[Susan opens her locker and gets blasted with purple paint]
Drake: [sees Susan covered in paint; turns to Josh] That felt better.
Josh: Yeah, it did!”
Josh: You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Mr. Nichols: [offscreen] Josh?