50+ Best Dan Harmon Quotes

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“Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick

Tagged: Pickle, surprise, Transformation, Science

“Beth: Am I evil?

Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth

Tagged: Evil, Smart, Universe, Nothing Matters, idiots, Ordinary, Extraordinary

“Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth

Tagged: Life, Universe, strength

“I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!”

— Mr. Meeseeks, Rick and Morty, Season 1: Meeseeks and Destroy

Tagged: introduction, hello, Look At Me

“I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Meeseeks and Destroy

Tagged: Fart, Adventure, Failure

“I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!”

— Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy

Tagged: masturbate, Driftwood, teenager

“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what? He would've had to run until he died, making them worthless. I removed the curse, making them worth, like, I don't know, $8 million? See you at the Olympics. This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family. Now it does their taxes.

Doll: Everything's deductible.

Rick: Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Something Ricked This Way Comes

Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics, Taxes, Soul, Money

“[they both exchange kisses, upping their sexual arousal]

Unity: Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!

Rick: Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation

Tagged: Sex, Hang Glider, Fantasy, Uncle Sam, Crotchless

“Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time

Tagged: Bets, Lose A Bet, Death, Cage

“I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative.”

— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: discovered, talk, early age, Right, Wrong, Truth, God

“We're kinda hoping that in the very final battle humility will be the weapon that defeats some kind of narcissistic dragon.”

— Fondue Zoobag, HarmonQuest, Season 1: The Doorest of Fores

Tagged: Narcissistic Dragon

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