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Dan Greaney Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Doctor Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like... Siamese twins!

Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called 'conjoined twins.'”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII
Tagged: Birth, conjoined twins, Correction
“To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer
Tagged: any, key, Start, Literally, Questions, dumb
“Lisa: I like school.

Homer: Well, why don't you live in it then?

Lisa: I would if I could.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer
Tagged: School, live, interests
“I wasn’t going to gamble. I just wanted a bloody mary.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 11: Bart to the Future
Tagged: gamble, bloody mary, Drink, Alcohol
“Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?

Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: My Sister, My Sitter
Tagged: Money, TV, eating food, babysit, Peace Of Mind, Service
“Trying is just the first step toward failure.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 9: Realty Bites
Tagged: Trying, First Step, Failure, Downer
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII
Tagged: Blame, voted, politician
“Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo! 

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death. 

Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer
Tagged: Bravery, saved the day, Irony examples, Slim
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