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Dan Greaney

Dan Greaney

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Educated At Harvard Law School

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Doctor Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like... Siamese twins!

Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called 'conjoined twins.'

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII

Birth conjoined twins Correction

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To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer

any key Start Literally Questions dumb

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Lisa: I like school.

Homer: Well, why don't you live in it then?

Lisa: I would if I could.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer

School live interests

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I wasn’t going to gamble. I just wanted a bloody mary.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 11: Bart to the Future

gamble bloody mary Drink Alcohol

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Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?

Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 8: My Sister, My Sitter

Money TV eating food babysit Peace Of Mind Service

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Trying is just the first step toward failure.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 9: Realty Bites

Trying First Step Failure Downer

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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII

Blame voted politician

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Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.

Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 7: King-Size Homer

Bravery saved the day Irony examples Slim

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You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife's snatch on a wave of turds and part of you will hold her responsible.

— Chris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Troll Vagina Birth Reproduction Poop graphic Baby

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How soon that song is learned
still amazes me. I heard it from my boy,
red and wet in my arms, still corded

to the womb. The melody was in
the afterbirth still lifting waves
across that membrane’s silver skin.

— Matthew Nienow, 'House Of Water'

The Song Song Of Life The Way We Learn Birth humanity

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Where I was born and where and how I have lived is unimportant. It is what I have done with where I have been that should be of interest.

— Georgia O’Keeffe, via www.goodreads.com

Birth Life Importance accomplishment Interest

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Life on the planet is born of woman.

— Adrienne Rich, Of Woman Born: Motherhood as Experience and Institution

Female Empowerment Female Strength Being a woman feminism Life Birth Being A Mother

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He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.

— Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

human mothers Birth

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at birth
our eyes are sealed
and a cypher set upon the heart
for all we cannot see or know
the colour, depth, and loveliness
of the soul

— Sakura Rain, via twitter.com

Birth Soul Depth Poetry

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From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.

— Jacques Cousteau, via en.wikiquote.org

Birth gravity Earth Freedom

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What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids!

— WarMachine79, What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

LSD Birth Control trip kids

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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it

— George Bernard Shaw, World Peace in Three Years or Less . . . or Else!

Patriotism Conviction country Politics Birth Patriot

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When I was born, I had testicles that are larger than they are now.

— Spencer Crittenden, Harmontown (2014) - Spencer the Dungeon Master Scene (2/10) | Movieclips

Birth testicles

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Ann Walker: I'm very fond of children but I'm not sure that I'd want to...

Anne Lister: What?

Ann Walker: Give birth.

Anne Lister: No. No, it's not something I've ever felt compelled to do. I dissected a baby once.

— Anne Lister (Suranne Jones), Gentleman Jack, Season 1: I Just Went There to Study Anatomy

Children Birth Unsure Dissect Baby

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A man should be mourned at his birth, not at his death.

— Baron de Montesquieu, Persian Letters (Penguin Classics)

Mourning Birth Death

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I believe the most important thing about a birth story is that the birthing person felt empowered, heard, and in control, able to advocate for what matters to them and ensuring everything that was done was done with consent.

— Alyssa Garrison, Summer Came Early

Birth babies Giving Birth Motherhood C-Section

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Sabrina: Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat!

Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth!

Sabrina: Oh, sorry!

Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Bundt Friday

Magic witch rabbit joke Birth animal

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My doctor asked me what I am using for birth control. I told him my personality. It's 100% effective.

— tacollama82, My doctor asked me what I am using for birth control.

doctor Ask Birth Personality Effective

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