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Dan Cohen

Dan Cohen

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Birthday June 10, 1936

Occupations Politician

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Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?

— Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce), Frasier, Season 4: A Crane's Critique

Sassy undressing Eye

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My husband told me he thinks my sexual orientation is 'being right' and I’ve never felt more seen.

— Jessica Valenti, via twitter.com

Being Right LOL humor Sassy True Quote of the Moment

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Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash!

Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall

Sassy Grandchildren Concessions Sacrifices unemployed

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I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.

— Salem Saberhagen (voice) (Nick Bakay), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Salem, the Boy

Power Hungry rule Sassy Apology

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Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.

Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.

— Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House, Season 1: Occam's Razor

argument Specious Sassy Diss ugly Insult

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This is not 'Bring Your Problems To Work Day', this is just 'Work Day.'

— Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins), Scrubs, Season 2: My Monster

Work Work Problems Work Days Sassy

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It's called 'Fortress of Solitude.' Not 'Fortress of Come on In.'

— Steve Smith (voice) (Scott Grimes), American Dad!, Season 10: Faking Bad

Fortress Sassy Alone annoyed

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Space? Been there, done that.

— Dexter (Christine Cavanaugh), Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Ol' McDexter

Space been there done that Sassy

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Penny: Sheldon, you know, I do understand what you’re going through.

Sheldon: Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing stolen from you?

— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

sympathy Understand Sassy Nobel Prize

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Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash), Clueless

plastic surgeon Active balls nose social life Sassy Diss

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Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

— Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House, Season 1: Occam's Razor

Smug sarcastic Attractive Quality Sassy Maintain hair

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Oh, yeah, because Niagara is where all the well-adjusted single men go to meet available women.

— Annie Walker (Piper Perabo), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Fool in the Rain

Niagara Falls well-adjusted single men Women meet dates Sassy

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Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.

— Nate Heywood (Nick Zano), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 3: Aruba-Con

shot Violence model Sears Sassy Snarky joke

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

— Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House, Season 1: Occam's Razor

Men Dogs habits Sassy sarcastic Grow Up

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Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?

Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: I Love You

Love said i love you Sassy freaking fairyland

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I could have eaten a box of alphabets and crapped a better interview!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: Ray's on TV

food alphabets crapped better Interview Sassy

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Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here?

Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.

— Charlie Pace (Dominic Monaghan), Lost, Season 2: Dave

Snark Sassy Sarcasm

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Ava’s the kind of girl that you take home to your parents, and I am the kind you take to an exorcism.

— Sara Lance / White Canary (Caity Lotz), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 3: Daddy Darhkest

Girl Woman Parents Meet the Parents Exorcism joke Sassy Relationships

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Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys?

Prue Halliwell: Keys?

Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiny silver silver things that go jingle jingle.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 3: Once Upon a Time

Sassy Snark Where Are The Keys Sarcasm

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Roxie: Do you hear yourself when you speak?

Morgan: Depends on what I say.

— Morgan Cavanaugh (Elisa Donovan), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Sabrina's Date with Destiny

joke Ditzy dumb Sassy

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What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?

— Tulip O'Hare (Ruth Negga), Preacher, Season 1: See

Sassy Jesus take the wheel jesus Preacher

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

Sassy Sperm School

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I did, once, try and stop a woman who was about to get hit by a car. I screamed out 'Watch out!' and she said 'Don't you tell me what to do!'

— Larry David (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 1: The Wire

hit by a car screamed watch out Sassy

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Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: T-Ball

throwing balls idea Sassy sideline coaching

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Please...I have no time for your tears. Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do?

— Dexter (Christine Cavanaugh), Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Dee Deemensional

no time Sassy Tears Trees

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