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Curtis Armstrong Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Judy: Maybe we should eat?

Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?

Booger: Hey, guys...[opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes]...wonder joints.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Marijuana, joints
“[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate]

Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!

Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: muff, pubic hair
“Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: nerd, douchebag, Ohio
“Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you ‘booger’?

Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: booger, Nose-Picking
“Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws.

Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Asian Accents, Lobster Claws
“Steve: What are you gonna name yours?

Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey.

Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter.

Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.”
— Snot (Voice), American Dad!, Season 10: Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
Tagged: Sex, Sexy, Clone, stripper, Grandma, Honor
“Snot: Hanukkah's always been second fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa. This is a tough time of the year for us.

Roger: Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people?

Snot: Yes.”
— Snot (Voice), American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta
Tagged: Hannukah, Songs, Tough Time, Year, Jewish, Hard Times
“[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently]

Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?

Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.

Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: pants, penis, scoring
“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?

Lamar: I do!

Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.

Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?

Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Date, party, high school
“[Booger is teaching Takashi poker]

Takashi: I think I've got a frush.

Booger: What the fuck's a frush?

Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush.

Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.

Takashi: Oh, thank you.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Asian Accent, Royal Flush
“[rings door buzzer]

Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?

Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...

Mail Slot Man: What do you want?

Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?

Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?

Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...

Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Booger: I've come about the roo...

Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!

Booger: I—I, uh, do you have a room for rent?

Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!

Booger: I thought it was for rent!

Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!

[mail flap closes]”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Mailman, Rent, fuck off
“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.

Booger: What's mopery?

Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.

Gibert: What is that?

Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: mopery, fraternities
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