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Craig Jones Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: hookups, little sister, Big Sister
“Day-Day: I got the BGs.

Craig Jones: What's the BGs?

Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on myself.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: bubble guts, Shit
“[discussion about Day-Day's ex]

Craig Jones: Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'.

Day-Day: Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: fat, Bitch, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, TLC, psycho
“Craig Jones: [in Craig's hallucination showing Karla giving him a lap dance] You heard of El Nino?

Karla Joker: [Speaking seductively] Yeah...

Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: El Nino, El Negro, Tap That Ass
“Mr. Jones: Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me?

Craig Jones: Pops, I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more.

Mr. Jones: Well, I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black ass back home.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: Shit, black ass
“Deebo: Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black.

Craig Jones: [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, stop!

[Mr. Jones screams]

Deebo: Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the rematch! Get out of the car!

Craig Jones: Punch it!

Tyrone: [as Mr. Jones drives away] Deebo! Help!

Craig Jones: Fake-ass Suge Knight!

Deebo: [yelling out before kicking his brother in the stomach] You know I gonna find you and when I do, I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass! [Looking down at his brother] Man, get up!

Tyrone: Damn! Man, I'm tired. I'm goin to mommy's house.

Deebo: [pulling him by the chain on his leg] Come on!

Tyrone: [Yelling at Deebo] No! No!

Mr. Jones: [on the way to Rancho Cucamonga] Did you see That! Those two niggas were acting like pit bull dogs!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: fake-ass, Suge Knight, Nigga, Pit Bulls
“Craig Jones: What's that smell?

Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.

Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud!

Mr. Jones: [while spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son.

Craig Jones: Aw, too much! [Trying to get the window open] What's wrong with this window?

Mr. Jones: It's broken, remind me to get it fixed.

Craig Jones: [Struggling to get the window open] Damn!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: Smell, feces, air freshener
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