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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“When someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose
Tagged: Love, Heartbreak
“Maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Tagged: Fear, God, enjoy life
“If a man doesn't know how to dance, he doesn't know how to make love. There, I said it!”
— Craig Ferguson, The Mythology of Dance
Tagged: Dancing, Sex, rhythm
“My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Tagged: glory, Failure, Success
“I didn't say no, because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Tagged: Adventure, enjoy life, Safety
“Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose
Tagged: Addiction, Control
“Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.”
— Craig Ferguson, The Everything Big Book of Jokes
Tagged: Sports, Football, Dancing
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”
— Craig Ferguson, Character Quotes
Tagged: Truth, Honesty, Right And Wrong
“I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Tagged: Love, Passion, Hard Work
“If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them. I want to be one of me.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose
Tagged: Confidence, beauty, inspiration, Self-Love
“We prepare for glory by failing until we don't.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose
Tagged: Success, Failure
“We prepare for glory by failing until we don’t.”
— Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose
“Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down.”
— Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River
Tagged: Hero, humans, Dreams, Hope
“Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.”
— Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River
Tagged: Friendship, Evil, Hope, Corruption
“The Universe is very, very big.

It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.

Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.

Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. 

Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.”
— Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River
Tagged: Life, Forever, Love
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