Best Conrad Vernon Quotes

Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

— Deacon (Jonny Brugh), What We Do in the Shadows

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Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. Pornography is art, but people can't see that!

— Vukmir (Sergej Trifunović), Srpski film

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I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and
I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam
so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.

— Mac Miller and Lil B, Time Flies (feat. Lil B) (GO :OD AM)

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Lucas: It could contaminate the water.

Thor: We can throw it in the forest.

Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!

— Thor (Brady Noon), Good Boys

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FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse of you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world.

— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

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I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels. Potatoes. Bread.

— Jennifer Lawrence, In Depth: Jennifer Lawrence's Road to Oscar

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We eagerly fill our body with that which it loses.

— Augustine of Hippo, Once Out of Nature

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I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.

— Molly Sneed, via twitter.com

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I'm sick of the commute to my refrigerator.

— June O'Hara, via twitter.com

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Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite.

— Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine

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Pawnee is the fourth-most obese city in America. The kids here are beefy. They’re just husky, big-boned, chunk monsters. I call them like I see them.

— Anne Perkins, Parks and Recreation

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I just feel like since I was 10 my eating disorder kept me from life. I would love to be a wedding planner one day.

— Lauren Greenfield, Thin

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The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

— Louis CK, Chewed Up

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Eat beforehand but don't stuff yourself. You want to feel delirious from bliss, not hunger. But when that rope coils around your waist, you also don't want it to be squishing a stomach full of meatball hero.

— Rope Bottoming, Free Rope Bondage Tips | RopeBottoming.com

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If you know that you are going to be getting naked, then there are some foods you should definitely avoid in the run-up to unveiling yourself. As tasty as they are, avoid things like chocolate, cakes or cookies. All of these foods have a lot of unrefined sugar, which means trouble for your tummy.

— Real Buzz, 5 Ways To Feel Better Naked

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It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage.

— Pop Bottle (Conrad Vernon), Sausage Party

— Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice) (Conrad Vernon), Sausage Party

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Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

— Deacon (Jonny Brugh), What We Do in the Shadows

Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. Pornography is art, but people can't see that!

— Vukmir (Sergej Trifunović), Srpski film

I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and
I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam
so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.

— Mac Miller and Lil B, Time Flies (feat. Lil B) (GO :OD AM)

Lucas: It could contaminate the water.

Thor: We can throw it in the forest.

Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!

— Thor (Brady Noon), Good Boys

FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse of you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world.

— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels. Potatoes. Bread.

— Jennifer Lawrence, In Depth: Jennifer Lawrence's Road to Oscar

We eagerly fill our body with that which it loses.

— Augustine of Hippo, Once Out of Nature

I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.

— Molly Sneed, via twitter.com

I'm sick of the commute to my refrigerator.

— June O'Hara, via twitter.com

Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite.

— Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine

Pawnee is the fourth-most obese city in America. The kids here are beefy. They’re just husky, big-boned, chunk monsters. I call them like I see them.

— Anne Perkins, Parks and Recreation

I just feel like since I was 10 my eating disorder kept me from life. I would love to be a wedding planner one day.

— Lauren Greenfield, Thin

The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

— Louis CK, Chewed Up

Eat beforehand but don't stuff yourself. You want to feel delirious from bliss, not hunger. But when that rope coils around your waist, you also don't want it to be squishing a stomach full of meatball hero.

— Rope Bottoming, Free Rope Bondage Tips | RopeBottoming.com

If you know that you are going to be getting naked, then there are some foods you should definitely avoid in the run-up to unveiling yourself. As tasty as they are, avoid things like chocolate, cakes or cookies. All of these foods have a lot of unrefined sugar, which means trouble for your tummy.

— Real Buzz, 5 Ways To Feel Better Naked

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