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Christina Ricci Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.”
— Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor, husband
“Wednesday: We don't hug.

Becky: Oh, they're just shy.

Pugsley: We're not shy.

Wednesday: We're contagious.”
— Wednesday Addams, Addams Family Values
Tagged: Hugging, Shy, Contagious
“Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?

Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.

Wednesday: Especially his head.”
— Wednesday Addams, Addams Family Values
Tagged: Baby, Hatred, play
“[As they're about to bury two people.]
Pugsley: 'Are they dead?'

Wednesday: 'Does it matter?'”
— Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor
“Amanda: 'Is that your bathing suit?'
 
Wednesday: 'Is that your overbite?'”
— Wednesday Addams, Amanda, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, insults
“This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.”
— Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor, Halloween
“Young Girl: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!

Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too.

Wednesday: They had sex.”
— Wednesday Addams, Addams Family Values
Tagged: Procreation, Sex, Birds and Bees
“You are a success. I will never let you fail.”
— Zelda Fitzgerald, Z, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Success, Encouragement
“Joel: Cara mia.

Wednesday: Mon cher.”
— Wednesday Addams, Addams Family Values
Tagged: cara mia, mon cher, terms of endearment
“Amanda: 'Why are you dressed like that?'
 
Wednesday: 'Like what?'
 
Amanda: 'Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?'
 
Wednesday: 'Wait.'”
— Wednesday Addams, Amanda, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, insults, Black
“Wednesday: 'I don't want to be in the pageant.'
 
Gary: 'Don't you want to help me realize my vision?'
 
Wednesday: 'Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.'

Gary: 'Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.'”
— Wednesday Addams, Gary, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, insults, Attitude
“Joel: 'Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?'
 
Wednesday: 'No.'
 
Joel: 'But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?'
 
Wednesday: 'I'd pity him.'”
— Wednesday Addams, Joel, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor, husband, Pity
“Girl Scout: 'Is this made from real lemons?'

Wednesday: 'Yes.'

Girl Scout: 'I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?'

Pugsley: 'Yes.'

Girl Scout: 'Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?'

Wednesday: 'Are they made from real Girl Scouts?'”
— Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, The Addams Family
Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor
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