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Christian Magalhaes

Christian Magalhaes Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Christian Magalhaes

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Total quotes: 6

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”

— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Santa

Tagged: Christmas, white, Winter, Privilege Night

“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”

— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood

Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations

“Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.”

— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Parents

Tagged: Caveman, manhood, exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, Paxil

“Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.”

— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Bachelorette Party

Tagged: take that off, homeless, Pencil

“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”

— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Katie

Tagged: Cooking, frittata, sauce pan, Prison, Questions

“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”

— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood

Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font

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