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Chris Parnell

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Chris Parnell Quotes

Total quotes: 6

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Chris Parnell

Birthname

Birthday: February 5, 1967

Birthplace: Memphis, Tennessee, United States

Educated At: University Of North Carolina School Of The Arts

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Firemen

Total quotes: 6

“Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”

— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

Tagged: Marriage, Sex, Unprotected Sex, Prom Night

“Ambassador: Mr. Smith, Shrimply Pibbles' life can be saved... if we replace his heart with your human penis.

Jerry: I see... Wait, what?!”

— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2

Tagged: penis, Organs, Heart Transplant, Life, Saved

“ You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.”

— Mr. Gordon, 21 Jump Street

Tagged: Achievements, Try Your Best

“Cyril: Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist!

Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger.

Cyril: That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges!”

— Cyril Figgis (voice), Archer, Archer Season 2: Placebo Effect

Tagged: father, Nazi, Scientist, Apples to Oranges, Bootlegger

“Yes, I will! That's right, assholes! Take my penis. Take it all!! And tell Shrimply Pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from Earth didn't flinch!”

— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2

Tagged: penis, galaxy, Flinch, Donor

“Hey, Europe: be gayer.”

— Cyril Figgis (voice), Archer, Season 1: Killing Utne

Tagged: Europe, gay, style

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