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Chris Lilley

Chris Lilley

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AKA Chris Lilley

Educated At Macquarie University

Nationality Australia

Occupations Screenwriter

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If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat, then you've got to think about what you've been eating.

— Ja'mie King (Chris Lilley), Ja'mie : Private School Girl, Season 1: Episode 1

satire Unhealthy Body Image

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Boring is not a word you hear in this room.

— Hellen "Greg" Gregson (Chris Lilley)

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Ignore me if you think I'm disgusting.

— Jonah Takalua (Chris Lilley), Jonah From Tonga, Season 1: Episode 1

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For me the only way to deal with the slog of womanhood is to go online every night and take Harry Potter quizzes that sort me into Ravenclaw, over and over, until I feel safe enough to fall asleep at night.

— Eva Victor, My Self-Care Is Just Me Sorting Myself Into Ravenclaw Over and Over Again

satire Self-Care

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You can’t have a perfect summer day reminiscing about the four amazing years you all spent together and undoubtedly peaked during or else why would you keep talking about it without a perfect bikini to match.

— Miranda Kronfeld, 4 American Flag Swimsuits That Say, ‘I Loved High School!’

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I already share the earth with so many living things: for instance, my boyfriend who got some shampoo in his eyes yesterday that I had to help him clean out. That was very scary for him.

— Miranda Kronfeld, I Don’t Want Children Because I Am Perfectly Fulfilled Raising My Boyfriend

LOL humor satire boyfriends Are Straight People Okay?

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What sounds good isn’t always good, yet women in my comments section continue applauding adjectives, supporting them and adding new ones of their own. At some point, we have to be realistic or we’ll collapse from expectation and frilly words.

— Robert Cormack, Do Women Expect Too Much Of Men?

feminism Sex relationships & love satire humor

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Of course, eating my dinner in bed under my string lights is an act of self care, but in this political climate? Some might say it’s also an act of resistance.

— Miranda Kronfeld, Eating Dinner In Bed Transformed Into Self-Care By Adding String Lights

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Ah, the fickle winds of identity.

— Miranda Kronfeld, Wire Rim Glasses That Say, ‘Could This Be My Thing?’

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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

— Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

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‘This is a dark day,’ he said. ‘But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.

— Andy Borowitz, British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber - The New Yorker

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Kick the balls of patriarchy
Fa la la la, la la la la
We’re all sick of this malarkey
Fa la la la, la la la la.

— Hyrrs, Hyrrs - Festive Hymns Made Feminist

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Fun story: This one time we charged two parents $18,000 for some baby formula. LOL! We pull that shit all the time. Don’t like it? Don’t bring a baby, asshole.

— Alex Baia, Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

Sad But True satire Modern Medicine Healthcare

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Sometimes it can be hard to tell what’s behind those kind eyes – does he really love you, or was he just raised in a loving Midwestern family that taught him to be kind to everyone he meets?

— Reductress, Is He In Love With You Or Is He Just Midwestern?

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Live, laugh, love, self-sabotage.

— Katie Mather, Things To Do When Your Life Is Going Suspiciously Well And You Need To Self-Sabotage Before Karma Intervenes

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Guys, women really don't care that much about nuclear button size.

— Kate Willett, via twitter.com

Sassy Quotes satire Size Doesn't Matter Or Does It Political Commentary Political Satire

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Don’t Meet Him Halfway or Go Dutch on a Date versus Pay More Than Your Fair Share and Say, “I’m a Sagittarius, the Most Generous Sign in the Zodiac”

— Blythe Roberson, “The Rules” Versus My Rules if I Wrote a Dating How-To Book

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Deflecting compliments is one of the fundamental tenets of womanhood and I would be interested in learning how to accept one.

— Julia LaSalvia, List: Here’s a List of Things I Actually Want Men To Explain To Me

LOL satire Men Explaining Things Love To Be Explained To Mansplaining

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Considering you’re the kind of person who took the time out of your work day to write an article about Nancy Pelosi’s coat, you definitely don’t have what it takes to make it out there.

— Carrie Wittmer, Unsolicited job advice for a laid-off journalist from some guy in their Twitter mentions

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Are our doctors just psychopaths who all meet to discuss ways to alienate their patients?

— Jonathan Greene, We Are All 3 Inches Shorter and 10 Pounds Heavier Than We Think

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The announcement took many royal watchers by surprise, because in her sixty-six-year reign the Queen had never before complained of bone spurs.

— Andy Borowitz, Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her from Meeting Trump

humor satire This Is Not News Or Real Calm Down

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Develop lower-back pain from literal, not figurative, weight of book.

— Claire Friedman, How to Read “Infinite Jest”

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Patriarchy’s days are numbered
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We’re all better unencumbered.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let’s make room for female voices
Fa la la la la, la la la.

— Hyrrs, Hyrrs - Festive Hymns Made Feminist

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Bathe in my clawfoot bathtub and shave my legs in the tub even though the angle makes it almost impossible.

— Devon Henry, A Day in the Life of a Female Writer

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Would you rather be groped in a bus or groped in a bar, and also what were you wearing, you filthy skank?

— Isabella Giovannini, 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

LOL satire Women Being a woman

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