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Chris Koch

Chris Koch

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Birthplace Melrose, Massachusetts, United States

Nationality South Africa

Occupations Rugby Union Player

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Without sex she's not your girlfriend okay? She's just a friend you buy meals for.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), Modern Family, Season 2: Halloween

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Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

— Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire

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When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.

— Amma Crellin (Eliza Scanlen), Sharp Objects, Season 1: Cherry

Sex Dating Men My aesthetic

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60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

— Rick Sanchez (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

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Jerry: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Anatomy Park

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You got some of that mermaid puss.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup

Mermaid Sex Vagina

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Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

Sex Sex and Friendships

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

Marriage Sex Unprotected Sex Prom Night

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Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 1: My Drug Buddy

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Sex is not a tragedy, it's a comedy!

— Camille Paglia, Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner's Legacy, Trump's Masculinity and Feminism's Sex Phobia

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Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.

— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

Sex Humans and Animals

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It’s messy,
but so are the best burritos
and the best sex
while eating burritos
and running with scissors
is the only way to make danger understand

— Bob Hicok, Verve Is to Élan What Kissing Is to Kissing Longer | Narrative Magazine

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Old flames, they can't warm you tonight.

— Vampire Weekend, Don't Lie (Modern Vampires of the City)

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

— Wes Bergmann, via twitter.com

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If Teen Vogue wants to talk to girls abt sex it could start w a diagram of female anatomy that includes a clitoris.

— Nancy Jo Sales, via twitter.com

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

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Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.

Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?

— Ray Barone (Ray Romano), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Captain Nemo

giving up stuff Sex upset kids Sacrifices

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

— Anaïs Nin, Parted Lips: Lesbian Love Quotes Through the Ages

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Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food.

— Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep on The Talks Interviews

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Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong

— Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock, Season 5: Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish

Relationship Sharks Simile Examples Intercourse Sex

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Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?

— Fez (Wilmer Valderrama), That '70s Show, Season 1: Career Day

Excited food service industry Cut the Cheese Sex

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That's not the clitoris: a love story.

— Melissa Broder, So Sad Today

LOL Sex Bad Sex

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You’re worth waiting for.

— Parker (Bryan Greenberg), Friends With Benefits

friends with benefits Sex Patience

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Women with circumcised partners are three times more likely to experience sexual pain than ladies with uncircumcised spouses.

— Cassie Shortsleeve, Is Sex with a Circumcised Man Different?

Uncircumcised Sex Pain

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