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Chris Geere Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.”
— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 2: A Right Proper Story
Tagged: English People, Alabama, Rural Stereotypes, Redneck Stereotypes, Anti-Rural Prejudice
“The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: No Longer Just Us
Tagged: Hate, Misanthropy
“Dishonesty to spare someone’s feelings belittles everyone involved, but dishonesty to get free stuff is just smart economics!”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 1: Insouciance
Tagged: broke, Dishonesty, Poverty Hacks
“Ferris just wants to show Cameron a fun day for once in his pathetic little life, but Cameron acts like a whiny knob the whole time, subverting every attempt at fun with his passive-aggressive anxiety and relentless nay-saying, essentially ruining what might be Ferris's last day of freedom by being a miserable, agoraphobic, cockblocking enemy of fun!”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 1: Insouciance
Tagged: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cameron, Passive-Aggressive, Anxiety, Miserable, Agoraphobic, Cockblocking
“The vast majority of all human effort, however great or minuscule, ends in failure. So what are your options? You just admit pre-defeat that odds are you’re going to be right or you do it anyway. Maybe we’re a success regardless of the outcome, because we tried. Maybe there’s beauty in the struggle against near certain failure.”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst(TV Series 2014– )
Tagged: Trying, perseverance, Failure, Never Give Up, Break Up
“In battle, we risk all for a taste of the immortal. In retreat, sure, we lose nothing, but what we gain is far worse than nothing: Ignominy. And shame. We don't give up because they make us. We give up because we're lazy! Or would rather drink and watch Treehouse Masters. Plus, no one tells my girl she can't go to their bar!”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: The Last Sunday Funday
Tagged: Battle, Immortal, Ignominy, Shame, Treehouse Masters
“You know, when we had that moment in the pub, I thought to myself, 'After 33 years, I'm finally having a real moment with my father.' Can't believe what a fool I was. There wasn't a shred of truth in that moment. You were lying the whole time. You were dying, you didn't say a word. All you had to do was say, 'Hey, Jimmy, this might be the last time I get to see you. Is there anything you'd like to say?' And that way, despite decades of neglecting, withholding, general assholery, I could have had a modicum of closure. Goddamn you! I can hear you laughing at the word 'modicum' as I speak. Well, guess what. I'm getting my closure right now. You do not get to affect me anymore! So long, Dad.”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: The Only Thing That Helps
Tagged: Assholery, Modicum, Neglect, Eulogies
“Jimmy: Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo.
Gretchen: I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens.
Jimmy: Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch in crusty yoga pants.
Gretchen: I have a clinical goddamn illness!”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: You Knew It Was a Snake
Tagged: dildo, Sandwich, Catatonic, yoga pants, Clinical Illness
“Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a lovely place. Anyway, turns out I've been living my entire life in opposition to my father. And now that he's dead, I have no idea who I really am. Am I even a writer? Who knows? Maybe I'm meant to be a master carpenter/tree-house architect/singer-songwriter. Anyways, although my zoo animals are likely dead or escaped, I'd like to thank you for taking that router and forcing me to explore the world. Okay. I'm gonna go into the backyard and test some branches for load-bearing capacity.”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: Genetically Inferior Beta Males
Tagged: Kinko's, Zines, Singer-Songwriters
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