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Carla Espinosa Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Dr. Cox: So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine.

Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife...

Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife?

Carla: I will if you will.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 2: My Fruit Cups
Tagged: Sex, Sassy, Relationships, Comebacks
“Elliot: Listen, Carla, I can't even pretend that I can give you tips on intercourse...

Carla: I got one for you, stop calling it that.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 1: My Balancing Act
Tagged: Intercourse, Sassy, tips
“Carla: I'm having a weird pregnancy craving. Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage?

The Todd: I've got a hot Italian sausage for you, right here!”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 5: My Lunch
Tagged: Pregnancy Cravings, food, Sausage, Dick Jokes
“Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister!”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Best Laid Plans
Tagged: Overreaction, Children, Frantic, Freak-out
“J.D.: So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.

Carla: You should bring it in someday.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 1: My Super Ego
Tagged: Cute Butt, butt, Witty Dialogue, Sassy
“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 1: My Way or the Highway
Tagged: cry, Cat Heaven, cats
“You know, if we do hook up tonight, for once, you won't be the only one thinking about J.D.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 8: Their Story II
Tagged: Love, Sex, Best Friends, Thinking About Someone Else, Hook Up
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad?

Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 3: My Dirty Secret
Tagged: Tattoo, Vagina, Teardrop, Bajingo, SASS, Shock
“Carla: J.D., you have to get out! This place is tiny and I'm sick of seeing your man-panties hanging all over the bathroom.

J.D.: They're called boxers, Carla.

Carla: They're satin, J.D.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 5: My Day at the Races
Tagged: Man-Panties, Boxers, Satin, comfortable
“Turk: You have created a monster. Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine.

Carla: So she used her femininity! The only reason you usually get your lab-work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball even though he always shoots his foul shots granny-style.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Unicorn
Tagged: femininity, Advantages, manipulation, Priority
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