That reminds me of the Haitian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side, have you?
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Bruce Eric Kaplan
Bruce Eric Kaplan (born September 9, 1964), known as BEK, is an American cartoonist whose single-panel cartoons frequently appear in The New Yorker. His cartoons are known for their signature simple style and often dark humor. Kaplan is also a screenwriter and has worked on Seinfeld and on Six Feet Under. Kaplan wove his New Yorker cartooning into Seinfeld with the episode, "The Cartoon." He graduated from Wesleyan University and studied there with Professor Jeanine Basinger. Kaplan joined the crew of Six Feet Under during the first season in 2001, as a supervising producer. He scripted two episodes of the first season, "The Foot" and "The New Person." He was promoted to co-executive producer for the second season in 2002 and wrote another two episodes, "The Invisible Woman" and "The Secret." He remained a co-executive producer for the third season, in 2003, and wrote an episode entitled "The Trap". He was promoted to executive producer for the fourth season, in 2004, and wrote another episode, "The Dare." He served as executive producer during the fifth and final season and wrote his last episode "The Silence." Kaplan wrote seven episodes for the series. In 2012, he became a co-executive producer on the HBO series Girls. 2Books No One You Know: A Collection of Cartoons (1999) Simon & Schuster ISBN 0-684-85919-X The Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are (2002) Simon & Schuster ISBN 0-7432-1944-9 This Is A Bad Time: A Collection of Cartoons (2004) Simon & Schuster ISBN 0-7432-5218-7 Every Person on the Planet: An Only Somewhat Anxiety-Filled Tale for the Holidays (2005) Simon & Schuster ISBN 0-7432-7470-9 Edmund and Rosemary Go to Hell: A Story We All Really Need Now More Than Ever (2007) Simon & Schuster ISBN 1-4165-4549-2 Everything Is Going to Be Okay: A Book for You or Someone Like You (2011) Simon & Schuster ISBN 978-1-4165-5692-3 I Was a Child: A Memoir (2015) Blue Rider Press ISBN 978-0-3991-6951-9 2Six Feet Under episodes The Foot (2001) The New Person (2001) The Invisible Woman (2002) The Secret (2002) The Trap (2003) The Dare (2004) The Silence (2005) 2Seinfeld episodes "The Merv Griffin Show" (1997) "The Cartoon" (1998) "The Puerto Rican Day" (1998) (with Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jennifer Crittenden, Spike Feresten, Steve Koren, David Mandel, Dan O'Keefe, Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin) 2References 2External links AARP radio interview Article on mediabistro.com which reproduces a number of BEK cartoon
Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They—they didn't move.
Hey! You’re Jerry's friend. You're goofy. Mind if I sit? My show is going really well. Have you seen it yet? you should. Everybody else have and you know what? I got recognized the other day. How weird is that? I know. At first I liked the attention, but it's like, whoa! Take three steps back. Get a…
What do I need to talk for…ha!...For to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?
She does stink and she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route; years of rejections and failures ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.
Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!
Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.
When someone sees you as you really are and wants to be with you, that’s powerful.
Brenda: I don't want any children. Nate: Wow! Who said anything about children? Brenda: I was referring to you.
I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are.
You both look so happy. Just enjoy it while it lasts. Which isn't very long. You think you have forever, but you don't. Soon you start to get on each other's nerves. Then you don't tell the other person as much as you used to, 'cause, really, what's the point? You thought they understood you, but…
Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it.
No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour!
I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them. And then it wears off. It always wears off.