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Brett Gelman Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality. It's not my fault.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Bad Guy, Personality, Fault
“There's nothing simple about it. Nothing simple about anything you've told me.”
— Murray Bauman, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Five
Tagged: What Seems Simple, Complex Things
“People don't spend their lives trying to get a look at what's behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, definition.”
— Murray Bauman, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Five
Tagged: Bourgeois, Conventional Thinking, Don't Get Me Outside of My Box
“I just want to say, I'm so intrigued to see how you are going to make this whole evening about yourself.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Intrigued , Evening, self-centered
“I think the thing you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Hate, Love, Relationships, Marriage Problems
“You are the problem in my perfect, awful life.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Problem, Perfect, Awful, Life
“You want to know what the bassoon is? It's a cry for help!”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Bassoon, Cry For Help, Music, Instruments
“I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: laugh, Relationship, struggles
“Don't try and out-sad me. I am the king of sad.”
— AJ, Married, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Sad, king, upset
“Too much artsy, not enough fartsy. We talked about this, clown!”
— Ringmaster, Adventure Time, Season 6: Sad Face
Tagged: Artsy-Fartsy, Clown
“So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?”
— Murray Bauman, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Six
Tagged: rhythm method, Pull-Out, coitus interruptus
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