Brett Gelman Quotes

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Brett Gelman

Brett Gelman

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Birthday October 6, 1976

Birthplace Highland Park, Illinois, United States

Educated At University Of North Carolina School Of The Arts

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Podcaster, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

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I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality. It's not my fault.

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6

Bad Guy Personality Fault

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There's nothing simple about it. Nothing simple about anything you've told me.

— Murray Bauman (Brett Gelman), Stranger Things, Season 2: Chapter Five: Dig Dug

What Seems Simple Complex Things

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People don't spend their lives trying to get a look at what's behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, definition.

— Murray Bauman (Brett Gelman), Stranger Things, Season 2: Chapter Five: Dig Dug

Bourgeois Conventional Thinking Don't Get Me Outside of My Box

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I just want to say, I'm so intrigued to see how you are going to make this whole evening about yourself.

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1

Intrigued Evening self-centered

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I think the thing you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6

Hate Love Relationships Marriage Problems

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You are the problem in my perfect, awful life.

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5

Problem Perfect Awful Life

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You want to know what the bassoon is? It's a cry for help!

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6

Bassoon Cry For Help Music Instruments

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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.

— Martin (Brett Gelman), Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6

laugh Relationship struggles

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Don't try and out-sad me. I am the king of sad.

— AJ (Brett Gelman), Married, Season 1: Pilot

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Too much artsy, not enough fartsy. We talked about this, clown!

— Ringmaster (Brett Gelman), Adventure Time, Season 6: Sad Face

Artsy-Fartsy Clown

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So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?

— Murray Bauman (Brett Gelman), Stranger Things, Season 2: Chapter Six: The Spy

rhythm method Pull-Out coitus interruptus

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People are very bad and very good. A little love goes a long way.

— Amy Poehler, Yes Please

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A little bit crazy. A little bit bad. But, hey, don't us girls just love that?

— Diane Coulston (Kelly MacDonald), Trainspotting

crazy Bad Sassy Love

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You must include the sad parts, because they are part of the story, and they have to be part of the dreams.

— Lois Lowry, Gossamer

sad parts part of the story Story parts Dreams Motivational Life No Good Without The Bad

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Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.

— Johnny Depp, via Amazon

breathe Life Bad Days Optimism Inspirational Motivational

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If he hasn’t been treating you the way you deserve or want to be treated… let him go. Don’t allow your emotions to put you into a position to be used or hurt.

— Kara King, The Power of the Pussy - How to Get What You Want From Men: Love, Respect, Commitment and More!: Dating and Relationship Advice for Women

Dating Advice Guy Advice Relationship

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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke ‘em down to nothing.

— Tom Waits, A quote by Tom Waits

Bad Days struggles Problems Letting Go

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I am on your side. But you have no way of knowing it, because your heart is blind.

— Albert Camus, The Stranger

Blind To Love Missing Out On The Best Thing Bad Heart Rejecting Love Sad

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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

Bad Day humor Grumpy Sad

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I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens. — Charles M. Schulz

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

— Charles M. Schulz

Macros subtitles Red Happy Sad depressed Bad low expectations Afraid Fear

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Every time I think maybe I'm heading in the right direction, I end up in a place I never even knew could feel this bad. — Charlie Hunnam as Jax Teller

Every time I think maybe I'm heading in the right direction, I end up in a place I never even knew could feel this bad.

— Jax Teller (Charlie Hunnam), Sons of Anarchy, Season 3: SO

Bad Luck Downward Spiral Sad

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I'm always where the sun don't shine.

— XXXTENTACION, I spoke to the devil in miami, he said everything would be fine.

Bad Luck Feeling Bad For Yourself Sad

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