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Brent Forrester Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Your heart is telling you?! Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee! So get your heart off its butt and back to work!”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 1: Luanne's Saga
Tagged: Head, heart
“Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: Webster, Dictionary, wedding, welding, fuse, hot torch
“I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 3: Business School
Tagged: are vampires real, werewolves and vampires, mythical creatures
“Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Product Recall
Tagged: phone calls
“Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 6: Mafia
Tagged: Confusion, Talking Too Much
“They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that's crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: Wedding Cake, Flash, let them eat cake, Margaret Thatcher, Marriage
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 3: Product Recall
Tagged: Identity Theft
“Ballet?! Dancing is for girls.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Homer vs. Patty & Selma
Tagged: Ballet, disbelief, Dancing, Girls
“Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special, and she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.”
— Erin Hannon, The Office, Season 7: The Search
Tagged: Infatuation, Love, humor, Personality, confusing, rank
“Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing! 

Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you? 


Kelly: I just told you.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: The Merger
Tagged: Celebrities, celebrities and their babies, why do we care about the lives of celebrities, celebrity relationships
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