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Bobby "Axe" Axelrod Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“It's yet another fucking accommodation. I got this rich so I could stop making them”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 3: Kompenso
Tagged: wealthy, Never Rich Enough To Avoid People
“Nobody leaves here until you hand me an idea that I can shock the world with in a few days time!”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Currency
“You were wrong. I’m not human. I am a machine. I’m a fucking Terminator.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Currency
Tagged: A God
“Millions of years ago a meteor hit the earth and brought on an ice age and even the mightiest of T-Rexes were brought to skeletons.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Elementary, Season 1: Risk Management
Tagged: hedge funds, Finance, TV Quotes
“First I figured out where the sharp action was, where the guys who had a plan were, the guys who grinded. Took the guesswork out of it.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Risk Management
Tagged: Action, Guesswork, strategy
“Come bonus time, I am gonna show you enough love, you could start a third family!”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: Quality of Life
Tagged: Bonuses, Love
“You know, being a billionaire I never get to talk about this with anyone 'cause who's gonna give a shit? But being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of tits.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Billionaires, Fame, Tits
“When I walk out that door today, we are friends for life or you don’t exist to me ever again.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: The Conversation
Tagged: Friends, Ultimatums
“If you fuck me, I never talk to you again.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Threats, Don't Mess With Me
“I don't lie to myself and I don't hold on to a loser.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: Short Squeeze
Tagged: Cut Lose, Don't Let Them Hold You Back, Business, Let Go
“What words do you need me to say to make you feel safe?”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 3: The Third Ortolan
Tagged: Comforting Someone, Making Someone Feel Safe, Questions
“You get one life, so do it all.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Sic Transit Imperium
Tagged: inspiration, Mortality
“The moral of the story is, you get one life, so do it all.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Sic Transit Imperium
Tagged: Life, Seize The Day
“Nobody leaves a negotiation happy.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Indian Four
Tagged: Negotiation, Dealmaking, Contentment
“Kennedy wasn't under as much pressure as I am. ”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 3: Tie Goes to the Runner
Tagged: John F. Kennedy, pressure, Stress
“You have about as much edge as Mister Rogers.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 3: Tie Goes to the Runner
Tagged: insults, Diss
“China is a pig on LSD, you never know which way it’s going to run.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Elementary, Season 2: Solve for X
Tagged: China, pigs, LSD
“When I pull a deal off the table, I leave Nagasaki behind.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 1: The Conversation
Tagged: Dealmaking, Nagasaki
“The entire hedge fund industry is under siege. We deserve it. We've acted as if it would go on forever. Even the shitty returns, the outflow of institutional money and rise of quant-funds have lighted to way to our demise. We have wilfully refused to change.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Risk Management
Tagged: hedge funds, Finance, TV Quotes
“What is it you do that you're the best in the world at? You offer a service you didn't invent, a formula you didn't invent, a delivery method you didn't invent. Nothing about what you do is patentable or a unique user experience. You haven't identified an isolated market segment, haven't truly branded your concept. You need me to go on?”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Billions Season 2: Currency
Tagged: Experience, Marketing, insults
“Inside the government there is no risk. Every action, every moment is backed by the full power and credit suspect as that may be of the United States of America. Everything is all fucking covered by Big State. But for us and for you too now everything is on the line. We don't feel like coming into work one morning, we make a series of fucked up calls the lights get shut and we are on the balls of our asses.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Billions, Season 3: Flaw in the Death Star
Tagged: Government vs. Private Business
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