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Ben Schwartz

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Ben Schwartz Quotes

Total quotes: 6

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Ben Schwartz

Birthname

Birthday: September 15, 1981

Birthplace: The Bronx, New York, United States

Educated At: Union College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 6

“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”

— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: Til Death Do Us Part

Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal

“It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.”

— Jean-Ralphio, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: London, Part 1

Tagged: Motto, when life gives you lemons, clubbing, Stealing, jewlery, Grandma

“Imminent demise! Imminent demise!”

— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse

Tagged: Imminent demise, Failure, Celebration, Owning it

“They're masters of the fucking universe.”

— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments

Tagged: Masters, Universe, Rulers, In Charge

“Guys I'm straight on fire today.”

— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: Utah

Tagged: On fire, Doing Well, killing it

“You know, maybe to be safe you just shouldn't say anything at all.”

— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet

Tagged: Sassy, Safe, say anything, talking

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