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Ben Schwartz Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Dr. Robotnik: Any last words? 

Sonic: Guac. I like that word.”
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog
Tagged: Guac, Last Words
“It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.”
— Jean-Ralphio, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: London, Part 1
Tagged: Motto, when life gives you lemons, clubbing, Stealing, jewlery, Grandma
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: Til Death Do Us Part
Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal
“Imminent demise! Imminent demise!”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse
Tagged: Imminent demise, Failure, Celebration, Owning it
“I'm a hedgehog! I feel like that's obvious.”
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog
Tagged: Hedgehog, obvious
“They're masters of the fucking universe.”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Masters, Universe, Rulers, In Charge
“Guys I'm straight on fire today.”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: Utah
Tagged: On fire, Doing Well, killing it
“We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules.”
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog
Tagged: Rules, metaphor example, Loose Cannon
“You know, maybe to be safe you just shouldn't say anything at all.”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Sassy, Safe, say anything, talking
“I am their lovable space creature.”
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog
Tagged: Love, Space, creature, Cute
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