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Often times consumers, such as myself, don’t have the gall to commit to a family-sized box of what could potentially be an inedible disaster. But I decided to take one for the team.
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Ben Bertoli
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I Tried These Weird New Cereals So You Don't Have To
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What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.
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My husband told me he thinks my sexual orientation is 'being right' and I’ve never felt more seen.
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I don’t know why I bring out this craziness in women, but somehow I do, and it’s not always pretty.
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Donald Trump's books reveal his obsession with women — and himself
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Honey I creative directed my walk over here today. Anyone can be a creative director.
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My favorite measure of success is not pageviews but the sheer amount of ghosts that reappear after publishing a piece.
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Love When My Exes Keep Tabs On Me
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Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother.
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That's not the clitoris: a love story.
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So Sad Today
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Coffee keeps you going until it’s time for wine.
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Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.
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ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats ‘whiskers.’ that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg.
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I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.
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Looking back, we chuckle. We’re glad the Internet Wayback Machine hasn’t exposed the Angelfire or Geocities webpages of our past.
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Cinemagraphs: the latest evolution of the animated GIF - InVision Blog
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'I’m not a feminist. I love men.' are two sentences as unrelated as 'I’m not an accountant. I love archeology.'
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Serenity and Rose Quartz sound like perfumes from a Parisian boutique, but they’re actually just the names of Pantone’s lame ass colors of the year.
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Pantone Color Names v. What They Actually Look Like — Slackjaw
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Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another.
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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
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You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.
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I've spent 45 minutes putting my outfit together this morning and have brought my SLR camera to lunch, just so we can perfectly capture how casual and spontaneous I look today.
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I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President, and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive, and I am still doing so poorly in life.
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Christin Bailey
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I'm just trying to get this over with.
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this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes.
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You're no longer holding lunch; you're cradling a canister of beans and rice that is soon to explode.
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I Ate a Burrito Sideways Like Justin Bieber Supposedly Did and It Sucked
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my love language is being left alone
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You can’t have a perfect summer day reminiscing about the four amazing years you all spent together and undoubtedly peaked during or else why would you keep talking about it without a perfect bikini to match.
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