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You don’t understand — some of the humor in my favorite TV show seems problematic, but it’s just ironic.

— Arwen Downs, 10 Things My Ex-Boyfriend Explained to Me When I Forgot That He is a “Woke” Cisgender White Male Who Has Definitely Checked His Privilege

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Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

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I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels. Potatoes. Bread.

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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

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If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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